Thread: Mark_TKO

Where's Mark and his excellent jokes

I love Marks jokes I think we share the same funny bone


NOT THAT TYPE OF BONE BEFORE YOU SAY IT!!







It is Mark_TKO that always posts a joke on here isn't it

not sure he often goes on the missing list.. here i'll fill in for him....


Whats the difference between a duck....












one of its legs are the same

hope this help

Originally Posted by Saddo

not sure he often goes on the missing list.. here i'll fill in for him....


Whats the difference between a duck....












one of its legs are the same

hope this help

I think that has done to my brain what it is designed to do

I think it's supposed to confuse beds

Originally Posted by Saddo

not sure he often goes on the missing list.. here i'll fill in for him....


Whats the difference between a duck....












one of its legs are the same

hope this help

that was awful saddo

let me try...

What did the baker say to the 3 headed policeman?

ello, ello ello!

Originally Posted by The_One77

let me try...

What did the baker say to the 3 headed policeman?

ello, ello ello!

It could have just been three policemen

Or he could have just said "hello all"

Wouldn't he say something like "OH MY F****** GOD THERE'S A POLICEMAN WITH THREE HEADS RUN!!!!!!!" Then get his shot gunout and start blasting away.

Originally Posted by steady_E

Originally Posted by Saddo

not sure he often goes on the missing list.. here i'll fill in for him....


Whats the difference between a duck....












one of its legs are the same

hope this help

I think that has done to my brain what it is designed to do

I think it's supposed to confuse beds

it fucking has!!!

Originally Posted by The_One77

that was awful saddo

thank you it was my tribute to Mark_TKO

Originally Posted by Saddo

not sure he often goes on the missing list.. here i'll fill in for him....


Whats the difference between a duck....












one of its legs are the same

hope this help

How big is a rock?

what colour?

Originally Posted by steady_E

Originally Posted by Saddo

not sure he often goes on the missing list.. here i'll fill in for him....


Whats the difference between a duck....

It gets me confused, too.












one of its legs are the same

hope this help

I think that has done to my brain what it is designed to do

I think it's supposed to confuse beds

Two ducks are swimming along in a pond, one duck floats up to the other and says "Quack", the other Duck says "Ha, thats EXACTLY what was gonna say to you!"
































I'll get me coat.

what are these - jokes ?!?!?!?

you hear that Gene Pitney had died ?

apparently it will take four days to make his coffin out of oak but only 24 hours from balsa !!!!!!

There is just nothing like the original. What up _TKO?

I heard _E wants to share your bone.