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    AN OLD, BLIND COWBOY wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
    He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

    I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

    "No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."
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    Biggest joke of 2022:

    Ursula vander Leyen

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    I saw a bloke with a horseshoe, a four- leaf clover and a rabbit's foot in a pram. I thought, ' He's pushing his luck'.
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    Funny... I just came from the Biden thread.

    Most of the insane drivel quoted on post # 1180 could easily go on this one.

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    "1180"

    by King


    1180
    like a Big Lady
    sippin cerveza in the shady

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