Re: Oleksandr Usyk vs the Greats at Heavyweight
Let’s go a bit more old school, to surprise those who think heavyweight boxing began in the 1960’s …..
Primo Carnera - Usyk handily outboxes the giant in a surprisingly good fight
Jack Dempsey - Dempsey’s viciousness and disregard for any of the rules discombobulates the ultra technical Usyk, who is caught in a whirlwind, taking a fearful beating and being stopped in the 5th
Jack Johnson - Usyk meets his technical match, the bout descends into a snooze fest of jabbing and clinching before ending in a disputed decision for Usyk that both fighters think they won, and the crowd who just want to get out of there
Bob Fitzsimmons - too small for Usyk, who toys with him and does as he pleases before closing the show after an accumulation of big shots in the 12th
Joe Louis - Usyk is the latest Bum of the Month to find out how mercilessly efficient Louis is in there. Joe doesn’t fall for any of the feints or tricks, he has seen them all before. Louis takes the centre of the ring and stalks Usyk, getting inside and landing short hard punches to the body. He breaks Usyk down and closes the show in the 7th with a blistering uppercut left hook combination.
James J Corbett - the rangy Gentleman Jim surprises Usyk but deftly timing and countering him, while building up a big points lead in the first half of the fight. Usyk changes his game plan in the 9th and starts to cut off the ring and not give Corbett a second to rest. His superior conditioning allows him to keep up a fierce pace against the visibly flagging Corbett who is pulled out by his corner after 12 rounds
John L Sullivan - opts to make the bout bare knuckle and not gloved. He opens up by roughing Usyk up on the inside and throwing his to the ground continually. Usyk get a second wind after the 8th, but he breaks his hand and John L takes full advantage, handing out a career limiting beating to the game Ukrainian.
James Figg - confuses Usyk by arriving and fighting with a short sword. Usyk shows great defence and movement to avoid the increasingly aggressive Figg. Despite a regular intake of brandy between rounds, Figg remains sober enough to finally catch Usyk and decapitate him while the referee was separating them from a clinch.
Ugg the Stone Age caveman. Causes mayhem at the weigh in by jumping out of a tree and attacking Usyk with a rock (a tactic later copied by Cassius Clay). At the fight, Ugg loses points for beating his chest and pointing his arse at Usyk. Usyk gamely tries to stay disciplined but become disheartened when Ugg bites his finger off in the third. A wild melee breaks out and the fight is called off after Ugg sucks Usyk’s eyeball out.
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