different ways to say "jerk off"

**Drunken Monkey** · 04-15-2006 04:37 AM

spank the monkey

squeeze one off

choke the chicken

beat the meat

fell free to add your own....................

**Snakey** · 04-15-2006 02:16 PM

Wank

Stroking the snake

**brad4dboxer** · 04-15-2006 09:23 PM

Launching Mayonaise.

**AdamGB** · 04-15-2006 11:19 PM

Knocking one off...

A date with 'Palmer and her five freinds'

**rebekah** · 04-16-2006 12:09 AM

a fate worse than death??

no??

**AdamGB** · 04-16-2006 01:37 PM

Going to see rebekah

**rebekah** · 04-17-2006 12:47 AM

adamGB's mini finger salute??

**AdamGB** · 04-17-2006 03:58 PM

**means2184** · 04-26-2006 07:15 AM

crankin your carrot ,

Lope'ing your mule

peter pullin

sausage skinning

lol i'll add more as they come to me

**amat** · 04-26-2006 07:22 AM

flog the dolphin

I saw tihs one comedian who rattled off like 50 of them. It was great.

**Douglas** · 05-15-2006 04:07 AM

'Lettin' it go'.
'Relieving my testosterone'
'Giving girls a place inside my head and a feeling in my dick'

**beds** · 05-15-2006 09:20 AM

rubbin the rabbi

strokin the custard chucker

5 knuckle shuffle

**brad4dboxer** · 05-15-2006 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by Vodka

'Giving girls a place inside my head and a feeling in my dick'

**BIG H** · 05-15-2006 11:49 PM

Making the bald man sick

Shaking hands with the unemployed

**TheChosenOne** · 06-08-2006 09:32 PM

Waxing the carrott
juiceing the jonny

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