Thread: shatting at work

Just been for a Sh*t and it got me thinking...

Based on my salary and hours spent at work (excluding holidays) i have worked out that my company pays me an average of £2.40 pence per cack. This is based on an 8 minute crap. From this i have ascertained that this company pays me £48 a month to shat and read the paper on their premises. ( i alwasy make sure i get an 8-10 min trip to the works dunny every day)

Take out 5 weeks for hols and the company pay me £516.00 a year to Sh*t. Can't be bad eh.

Lesson to be learned here folks is always make sure you dump at work.

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I had a curry last night and I'm paying for it now

Originally Posted by Missy

I had a curry last night and I'm paying for it now

PMSL @ Munky

Missy - too much information

Got to be honest - seldom does a day pass when I don't have a "Doctor who" at work

You take 8 minutes to crap? Whats wrong with you?

me = sit down + spread cheeks + big steamy dump falls out X step back and admire 'work' + wipe (x dump size) + flush = about a minute.

I'm in my shit prime right now :P But why do you think they pay you? nothing worse than sitting on a toliet seat loads of strangers have had the unwashed cheecks all over and getting a strangers toliet water splashed all over your arse... Plus the fact you know that some cunt didn't wash there hands and get bacteria all over the taps, door handles and room basically... I think we're underpaid to shit at work...

Think yourself lucky its not a porta cabin on a building site like what I had to use... lazy gaffers never get them cleaned out and its basically just a box with a hole over the top... 50 or so builders sharing those things reaks in no time... luckily the splash factor is gone but have you ever seen a toliet after a council worker has pissed in one?

Its worse than http://www.wetnwild.com/ so you have to hold in a squat position above the toliet as your shit slaps all over the moldy toliet bowel.

























so what are you guys having for dinner?

im a student so i get to work in a crappy shop for 4 40 an hour lol, fortunetly there are so many people who work with me i get to have a 10 min toliet break each hour, which is rather nice. so they pay about 7 pounds a shift to sit on their toliet