Thread: This Ruined My Childhood

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What the fuck was that?

I've never wanted to kick a baby in the face till now

THAT scared you? I mean it's disturbing but damn dude....JAWS now there was something to be scared of! Sure I've been to the beach several times since then but I always feel like I have cheated death.

The worst is when your swimming and for no reason you suddenly think of the theme song...oh that is one ominous tune, and the feeling is just horiffic

Originally Posted by raleights

I've never wanted to kick a baby in the face till now

Oh I do it all the time....much more pleasurable than one would think

Originally Posted by Lyle

THAT scared you? I mean it's disturbing but damn dude....JAWS now there was something to be scared of! Sure I've been to the beach several times since then but I always feel like I have cheated death.

The worst is when your swimming and for no reason you suddenly think of the theme song...oh that is one ominous tune, and the feeling is just horiffic

Yeah JAWS scarred me for life, i saw it when i was 5 or something and damn man i aint going anywhere near a beach. Fuck that shit, i dont want none of that 26ft great white shark

Haha, I thought I typed something out. I guess not. Yeah that scared the shit out of me. I was 6 years old when I first saw it and it was from the movie Pet Semetary. It gave me SO many nightmares its not even funny. Between Zelda and the Krypt Keeper my childhood was fucked up from movies hahaha Both of them gave me nightmares constantly. Now I found a video and thought I would share. Jaws I didn't see til I was older, and it wasn't scary. But I don't know how to swim so I don't go in water anyways.

Originally Posted by Snakey

What the fuck was that?

Hahahahaha sorry bout that mate. Coulda sworn I gave an explanation

The baby looks like a pimp NEVER GET OUT OF BED AGAIN!!!

Have you seen the original Japanese version of 'The Ring' - now that is a seriously disturbing film (not the remake, which was nowhere near as good)?

Originally Posted by Lyle

THAT scared you? I mean it's disturbing but damn dude....JAWS now there was something to be scared of! Sure I've been to the beach several times since then but I always feel like I have cheated death.

The worst is when your swimming and for no reason you suddenly think of the theme song...oh that is one ominous tune, and the feeling is just horiffic

the stastics of shark attacks on humans over the last 100 years are extremely low... under 30... the fatalitys are even lower.

You're more likely to be killed by a 'tame' dog...

Originally Posted by AdamGB

Originally Posted by Lyle

THAT scared you? I mean it's disturbing but damn dude....JAWS now there was something to be scared of! Sure I've been to the beach several times since then but I always feel like I have cheated death.

The worst is when your swimming and for no reason you suddenly think of the theme song...oh that is one ominous tune, and the feeling is just horiffic

the stastics of shark attacks on humans over the last 100 years are extremely low... under 30... the fatalitys are even lower.

You're more likely to be killed by a 'tame' dog...

Depends where mate! Come to australia and your chances rise...got to south africa and they rise. We had like 4 shark attacks this summer so yeah that speaks for itself.

in shark infested water you had 4 shark attacks... that pales in comparison compared too the amount of serious and fat dog attacks in urbanised areas...

Originally Posted by AdamGB

in shark infested water you had 4 shark attacks... that pales in comparison compared too the amount of serious and fat dog attacks in urbanised areas...

Tell me mate, would you go for a swim at a beach where there was recently a shark attack? 4 attacks for one summer is quite alot....you probably shouldnt even get that a year! Your also more likely to survive a dog attack then a shark attack, at least you can actually beat a dog...you cant beat a shark and thats where the fear comes in. You got these things that can get up to 26 ft...your limited in the water and these things have big fucking mouths and big fucking teeth...opposed to a dog where they have small mouth...with reasonable size teeth, but you arent limited on land and can still punch, kick and do whatever. You can kill a dog much easier then a shark if one attacked you....you could even out run a dog...cant out swim a shark. Sharks have you beat at everything in the water so that idea is something that will scare you especially if you live where theyre are infested waters

If the first bite from a shark doesn't kill you... you have a chance to survive... the generally only bite humans as a 'test bite' or because they think you're a seal etc... when they see surfers they don't know what the fuck is going on if they just bit you're leg and figured out you where a human and not a thread they're unlikely to come back for seconds...

that just stamps the point... you could beat the fuck out of a dog 99% of the time but you can't do fuck all to a shark and there are 100s of dog attacks, serious injurys and deaths a year...