Please give me 5 cool clicks so I can get to 100.
Clearly, I was too modest to trumpet my pathetic achievement in reaching 1000 posts.
Therefore I would be grateful if you could allow me to delude myself that I am a contributor rather than someone who posts aimless nonsense, non-sequiters and empty trivia like Graham.
I have no friends, so console myself during these long summer evenings by polishing my coolclicks and having tea partis with them all.
I only want 5 to replace some that I loved too much and have broken. Any extra ones gratefully received.
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