Thread: Hobbie ideas for Bernard Hopkins to take up now he's a retired old fart ?

I must say I feel sorry for the old timer having to sit around his kitchen moaning about having nothing to do! (setting up his come back)

I think It would be a good idea if all us guys and girls at Saddoboxing.com put our heads together and come up with a few hobbies that can help pass the time away for the retired old fart Bernard Hokins.

I'll start with...

Knitting - could knit lots of scarfs and hats for the whole family while watching younger fighters on the T.V (this time he'd have to shell out 50 bucks to watch it)

Buy a big dog - Dags need walking and this would compensate for the lack of jogging Bernard is used too.

Build a Boat in a bottle - Just imagine

Sailing or Fishing - What fun

Come on guys I'm sure you can help ....

Get locked up and set up his dream fight with James "The Hammer" Butler

Smoke crack with Tarver

Go on a long mysterious journey in search of Francisco Bojado

become a negotiator of some kind

study to become a mime......


and teach JFAT while your at it.

- A professional Grumpy Old Man
- a prison visitor
- a security guard
- Antonio Tarver's bodyguard
- an executioner, maybe in some state that has the death penalty

Train new boxers with potential, pass him/her the knowledge share his gifts...

Fix his fuckin teeth, it's ungodly to look at

Become the lawnmower man.

START AN "ASK EX" COLUMN IN A LOCAL PAPER... The guy has an answer for everything...

Sleepless in Chicago: Bernard, I'm having trouble with my girlfriend... I think shes cheating on me... What should I do?

Ex: first, follow the trifling B*tch to the tricks crib and smash the car through the front of the house... Grab your bat out of the trunk... Call it something witty like "the peacemaker" and beat the little f*k within an inch of his life... Then tell her the same u'll happen to her if she keeps it up... That should straighten the tramp right out, sleepless!!!!

Hows that? What a great job for B-Hop

beat that!!!

Originally Posted by kyle0930

Train new boxers with potential, pass him/her the knowledge share his gifts...

going for the safe conventional route eh.......I was hoping he would become a phys ed teacher and whip these lazy out of shape kids in America into something we could be proud of....or just plain whip them....

HE COULD BECOME HIRED MUSCLE OR A HITMAN... OH ...WAIT... RICKY ALREADY HAS THAT JOB

Originally Posted by "PRIDE OF PROVIDENCE"

HE COULD BECOME HIRED MUSCLE OR A HITMAN... OH ...WAIT... RICKY ALREADY HAS THAT JOB

Had....PRIDE.....Had that job..

Yea ok.. He retired in a much better fashion then 99.99% of fighters in history, all his millions of dollars, never being beat up in his career, a major share in Golden boy promotions.. Let's pity him. Gee I feel sorry for poor Bhop, I bet he wishes he had to work and go to school to one day try and make decent money doing something he enjoys and is good at.......

hopkins should get out of retirement. he has a few years left in him