Thread: Craziest excuses!!!

In another thread guy's were talking about fighters in their prime and reasons for them losing to another fighter...It got me thinking about some of the craziest excuses I have heard from fighters over the years on why they lost...Not legit injury excuses but just out and out stupid ones...One of the poorest is I did not train properly or else I would have won...But one of my favorite all time most ridiculous comes from Vinnie Paz...He actually said after one fight ( it might have been the Jones fight) is " I didn't time my coffee right" ....Whats some of the worst excuses anyone here has heard from a fighter or his manager for losing

Oliver McCall after the second Lennox Lewis fight. "I don't know why the ref stopped the fight, I was playing possum. I was setting him up."

I had the Flu is always a good one...

Just say you had a cold or Flu sympoms... when you have the Flu... a real flu... your gloves make your arms to heavy to lift up...

Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Oliver McCall after the second Lennox Lewis fight. "I don't know why the ref stopped the fight, I was playing possum. I was setting him up."

LOL Oliver is a character....Fun guy to interview though

Originally Posted by DaxxKahn

In another thread guy's were talking about fighters in their prime and reasons for them losing to another fighter...It got me thinking about some of the craziest excuses I have heard from fighters over the years on why they lost...Not legit injury excuses but just out and out stupid ones...One of the poorest is I did not train properly or else I would have won...But one of my favorite all time most ridiculous comes from Vinnie Paz...He actually said after one fight ( it might have been the Jones fight) is " I didn't time my coffee right" ....Whats some of the worst excuses anyone here has heard from a fighter or his manager for losing

Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Oliver McCall after the second Lennox Lewis fight. "I don't know why the ref stopped the fight, I was playing possum. I was setting him up."

That is pretty good...but the coffee thing is priceless.

for yo ass.

I mean...your rating was +170/-170...& I aint havin that shit...& neither would you.

-171 it is.

Originally Posted by wacko3205

for yo a**.

I mean...your rating was +170/-170...& I aint havin that S***...& neither would you.

-171 it is.

Unless ofcourse...your'e turning over a new leaf...I could reverse that shit...

























































...but I think that I know you better than that.

Now where's my gotdam ?!?!?

Originally Posted by wacko3205

Originally Posted by DaxxKahn

In another thread guy's were talking about fighters in their prime and reasons for them losing to another fighter...It got me thinking about some of the craziest excuses I have heard from fighters over the years on why they lost...Not legit injury excuses but just out and out stupid ones...One of the poorest is I did not train properly or else I would have won...But one of my favorite all time most ridiculous comes from Vinnie Paz...He actually said after one fight ( it might have been the Jones fight) is " I didn't time my coffee right" ....Whats some of the worst excuses anyone here has heard from a fighter or his manager for losing

Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Oliver McCall after the second Lennox Lewis fight. "I don't know why the ref stopped the fight, I was playing possum. I was setting him up."

That is pretty good...but the coffee thing is priceless.

for yo ass.

I mean...your rating was +170/-170...& I aint havin that shit...& neither would you.

-171 it is.

Looks like we think alike. While you were givin me an sc here, I was givin you one in killer 1000 post thread.

Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Looks like we think alike. While you were givin me an sc here, I was givin you one in killer 1000 post thread.

Thought so.

Six Heads Lewis quit a fight recently because he had to take a dump. It's kind of funny, but I know where he was coming from.

Originally Posted by Canvasback

Six Heads Lewis quit a fight recently because he had to take a dump. It's kind of funny, but I know where he was coming from.

Yeah me too...I hate crapping my pants in private...could you imagine doing that shit via satellite?

World wide baby!

Over the past few years the reasons for losing have gone in fads, first it was fashionable to lose because you had flu. Then for a while all you would hear about were fighters getting beat becasue they had a perforated eardrum, I havent heard the perforated eardrum line used for a while, then again with this perforated eardrum Ive got Im not surprised.

"OUCH! MY HEART! MY HEART!"
Evander Holyfield

Paulie Malignaggi.

"The ring was too small."
"The weigh-in was 4 hours earlier."

If I'am not mistaken Pac Man after the 1st Erik fight said he felt he lost because of the gloves he was wearing, he also said would I have been wearing 'Clitorus' a.k.a. Cleto Reyes he would have KO'ed Erik.

Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

If I'am not mistaken Pac Man after the 1st Erik fight said he felt he lost because of the gloves he was wearing, he also said would I have been wearing 'Clitorus' a.k.a. Cleto Reyes he would have KO'ed Erik.

Thats funny...I have heard other fighters say simular things...Not that they blamed the loss on gloves but if they had on a pair of Reyes they would have scored the KO....I bought one pair for a guy at my gym I tried them out in some sparring...Once using them and once on the reciving end....Not that I spar often but I will never do so again against a guy wearing them..