So this wino is in the alley and passes out, a fag walks by and says to himself, " I am going to get me some of this tail " so the fag pulls down the winos trousers and cornholes the shit out of himafterwards the fag pulls the winos trousers back up, feels sorry for the bloke , and leaves $20 on the ground . The next morning the wino wakes up, gets the $20 goes to the liquor store and tells the clerk " I want 20 bottles of your $1 wine." The wino takes the wine back to the ally , drinks it and passes out again , the fag walks by , this time with his mates ,he points to the wino " This is the guy I was telling you all about" so they pull the winos pants down and all have their way with him.
feeling sorry for the bloke they each leave $20 on the ground.. The wino wakes up the next morning goes to the liquor store and tells the clerk "give me one bottle of your $80 wine." the clerk scratches his head, and says to the wino.. “didn’t you come in yesterday and buy 20 bottles of $1 wine?” “ why are you now buying 1 bottle of $80 wine?” the wino replies. "that cheap wine sure as hell makes your asshole sore"
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