News from Ipswich
It seems that there is breaking news that there is a serial killer on the loose in the Ipswich area, murdering prostitutes.
Now, I have seen the pictures of the poor dead trollops, and I must say they were all really very ugly. I would have thought it a pre-requirement that someone selling their body and looks for money should look better than they do! Being reasonably good-looking should be classed as a 'genuine occupational qualification', I would think?
Are these ones called 'Ladies of the Night' because the only way they can make ends meet is for the Johns not to be able to see their gimpish faces, I wonder?
Thank fuck we were not having a BBC British Prostitute of the Year awards, or I would have been even more embarrassed by the 'winner' than I was by that horse-faced Zara woman.
It's that time of the year when big companies make cutbacks and get rid of the worst employees thriugh having transparent and fair selection criteria.
The new Ripper should at least be congratulated by appearing to pick hookers with faces like old boots to dismember. I think such fairness in selection should be applauded, as it will also discourage other munters from wanting to be whores, and thereby diluting the delectability of the good old British Sex Worker.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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