About to go on the piss but here's a couple of gags before I go - merry xmas one and all. Be careful out there

Bloke goes into a jewellers and says "Can I buy a watch please ?"
Jeweller says "Analogue ?"
Bloke says "No - just a watch "

!!!!!!!!!!


Two blokes looking in a car showroom window

"That's the one I'd get" says one of them

However a passing cyclops overheard and kicked the fuck out of him !!!


goodnight and god bless