Thread: What's the best legal way to get about $1000 if you're unemployed?

I was thinking about getting a loan from a bank but an unemployed 18 yr old probably doesn't strike them as someone with alot of financial credit and i doubt it would be approved.

credit card is the quickest just lie on the form

interest rates anymore will put a man in the ground b4 hes 30 anymore tho.

Besides starting out they give you like a $500 limit you can't even get a ps3 with that shit

It depends on the situation of course but I use my debit card to purchase thing's on then call to cancel the card saying that is was stolen, it works about twenty percent of the time.

Originally Posted by brazilianbomber

It depends on the situation of course but I use my debit card to purchase thing's on then call to cancel the card saying that is was stolen, it works about twenty percent of the time.

that would work except it would be to purchase a moving company truck to move my stuff to a different state lol.

Is prostitution legal where your from?

Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

Is prostitution legal where your from?

You deserve a CC for that one.

Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

Is prostitution legal where your from?

I was thinking the same,

Just suck a couple of cocks and you'll make the money in no time.

If you can't stomach that then just allow a few men to 'give you relief'.

Its easy money and you don't have to do much.

You may even enjoy it.

Hope this helps

Originally Posted by bilbo

Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

Is prostitution legal where your from?

I was thinking the same,

Just suck a couple of cocks and you'll make the money in no time.

If you can't stomach that then just allow a few men to 'give you relief'.

Its easy money and you don't have to do much.

You may even enjoy it.

Hope this helps

Ya' see it aint so bad.
Just refer to 'bilbos guide'

Sell some dope. You'll get more than $1,000 a day

Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Sell some dope. You'll get more than $1,000 a day

He said LEGAL, Violent Demise.

Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Sell some dope. You'll get more than $1,000 a day

He said LEGAL, Violent Demise.

Damn, it does say legal in the thread. My bad

bilbo sounds like he knows a lot about the life of a rent boy

Punisher get a fucking job.

lol i had a job i was supposed to get and i was, in the words of my mom's husband, "guaranteed to be the first one they hired". Then they decided to give a few alcoholics, one of which who is probably in jail now for not paying child support, and drug addicts the spot over me and they ended up firing them all. Had they hired me 3 months ago i'd have my money and be outta here. I just want the money so when they call some time in the next few weeks i can be like nah i'm not interest and you can all fuck off for making me wait.