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i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop.

Originally Posted by jbirdy

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop.

I didn't know that was a sin

maybe it was cus she was fat lol

Originally Posted by jbirdy

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop.

Lol..I call that lucky..You narrowly escaped ploughing a fat bird! :P

my mate reckons everyone should sleep with someone heavier than them in their lives but thank fuck i didn't go all the way last night. i was still gutted this morning though.

Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

Originally Posted by jbirdy

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop.

I didn't know that was a sin

not quite a sin mate but still something i regret and will be swiftly sweeping under the rug

Lol..I guess your man is right...You have got to slam at least one big ol munter...

You know the ' I havnt pulled atall tonight and im bringing home a fat bitch seen through seven pairs of beers goggles.. and you still know shes a munter'.... lol

Tell ya what though...They appreciate it more... Cos they dont know when they gona get it next ..lol
Peace

I've never thought a fat chick looked good drunk Can't say the same about ugly girls but that's a different issue entirely.

Only time I've ever had a fat chick run in was a night I can't remember. And I still didn't do anything....I hope

Ive never been to bed with a fat ugly bird but woke up with a few.

Originally Posted by Scrap

Ive never been to bed with a fat ugly bird but woke up with a few.

LOL... you know it ‘s bad when you attempt to gnaw your own arm off in the morning , so you don't waken it

Originally Posted by Scrap

Ive never been to bed with a fat ugly bird but woke up with a few.

I'm really Tommy Morrison

Originally Posted by jbirdy

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop.

Dude, stay away from the cans of wife beater. Too much flacid acid

Originally Posted by jbirdy

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop.

Whiskey dick


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