Thread: Vigilante Missy

Ok. So I'm heading up to my dance class in Manchester. Going up to a junction at Birchfields Park and I spot a hoodie and bird walking in the park. Hoodie is trying to walk a cat. Cat doesn't want to go so he starts dragging it by the lead and collar across the tarmac. I peep the horn. Little shit doesn't stop. Pull up to lights on red, leap out of car and yell oi, don't drag the fucking cat like that!
now, this is where fights can start I thought he said 'do you want to go?' as in do you want to fight about? I think cheeky bastard and shout 'yeah'. Waving arms over fence in a come on then fashion. The rest of what was said is a little fuzzy due to adrenaline however, I realise when he repeats himself he was saying 'it won't go' as it won't walk he picks up cat starts to cuddle it, I tell him if it doesn't want to walk pick it up don't drag it, arsehole. His bird says nowt just watches, asian fellow walking in to park stops to watch, line of traffic watching, lights still red I get back in car drive off and he can tell his mates how he got told off
Fin.

Missy defender of kittys.

Originally Posted by Missy

Ok. So I'm heading up to my dance class in Manchester. Going up to a junction at Birchfields Park and I spot a hoodie and bird walking in the park. Hoodie is trying to walk a cat. Cat doesn't want to go so he starts dragging it by the lead and collar across the tarmac. I peep the horn. Little shit doesn't stop. Pull up to lights on red, leap out of car and yell oi, don't drag the fucking cat like that!
now, this is where fights can start I thought he said 'do you want to go?' as in do you want to fight about? I think cheeky bastard and shout 'yeah'. Waving arms over fence in a come on then fashion. The rest of what was said is a little fuzzy due to adrenaline however, I realise when he repeats himself he was saying 'it won't go' as it won't walk he picks up cat starts to cuddle it, I tell him if it doesn't want to walk pick it up don't drag it, arsehole. His bird says nowt just watches, asian fellow walking in to park stops to watch, line of traffic watching, lights still red I get back in car drive off and he can tell his mates how he got told off
Fin.

Missy defender of kittys pussys.

Well done....

It wasn't you ........ he was frightened the Asian guy would pull some Kung Fu on him.

Originally Posted by X

It wasn't you ........ he was frightened the Asian guy would pull some Kung Fu on him.

So X is Armerican

Honest to God i never knew that!

I'n not American, Jim (though I have lived there for a while) - why do you say that?

I had to use the American version of 'asian' for my joke ........... otherwise my only punchline would have been about suicide bombers and I doubt he would have done that over a cat .

Nice one Missy

Gotta admit that im one for looking after pussy
Well done girl
Little K*nts need boxing back in schools asap and it has begun again in a lot of south london schools and is said to be a huge success

Originally Posted by X

I'n not American, Jim (though I have lived there for a while) - why do you say that?

I had to use the American version of 'asian' for my joke ........... otherwise my only punchline would have been about suicide bombers and I doubt he would have done that over a cat .

Jubilee Line, Feeline, it could happen?

Originally Posted by Missy

Ok. So I'm heading up to my dance class in Manchester. Going up to a junction at Birchfields Park and I spot a hoodie and bird walking in the park. Hoodie is trying to walk a cat. Cat doesn't want to go so he starts dragging it by the lead and collar across the tarmac. I peep the horn. Little shit doesn't stop. Pull up to lights on red, leap out of car and yell oi, don't drag the fucking cat like that!
now, this is where fights can start I thought he said 'do you want to go?' as in do you want to fight about? I think cheeky bastard and shout 'yeah'. Waving arms over fence in a come on then fashion. The rest of what was said is a little fuzzy due to adrenaline however, I realise when he repeats himself he was saying 'it won't go' as it won't walk he picks up cat starts to cuddle it, I tell him if it doesn't want to walk pick it up don't drag it, arsehole. His bird says nowt just watches, asian fellow walking in to park stops to watch, line of traffic watching, lights still red I get back in car drive off and he can tell his mates how he got told off
Fin.

Missy defender of kittys.

alright...

So a was with a and were trying to walk a

Um..what section of London do you live in I'd like to visit

See over here we have children shows.. like Barney

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Originally Posted by Jimboogie

Originally Posted by X

I'n not American, Jim (though I have lived there for a while) - why do you say that?

I had to use the American version of 'asian' for my joke ........... otherwise my only punchline would have been about suicide bombers and I doubt he would have done that over a cat .

Jubilee Line, Feeline, it could happen?

Heck no Smash if they all learn boxing I'm at a disadvantage wading up to scallys.

Im sure you could handle them
Thing is it's getting harder to pull that type of stuff off especially round my way...
Little cowards will just pull a blade (not that that's gonna stop us)
My little godaughter got threatened by a boy who pulled one on her in school for some reason....
She's 12

She should have done a crocodile dundee...this is a knife

scum. Cheers, if I ever don't post for a year assume I went to the aid of someone like your sister and got stabbed.

Thing is if people stop challenging these scratters they think they can get away with shit easy. More people should challenge them.

Originally Posted by Smashup

Im sure you could handle them
Thing is it's getting harder to pull that type of stuff off especially round my way...
Little cowards will just pull a blade (not that that's gonna stop us)
My little godaughter got threatened by a boy who pulled one on her in school for some reason....
She's 12

Oh mate, thats disgusting!

Id find the kid and boot it to the gound (of course, only after failing to make his parents do so first )

Fukkin crazy world we live in these days.

Originally Posted by Smashup

Im sure you could handle them
Thing is it's getting harder to pull that type of stuff off especially round my way...
Little cowards will just pull a blade (not that that's gonna stop us)
My little godaughter got threatened by a boy who pulled one on her in school for some reason....
She's 12

Shame really, I mean Elementary School kids here have been caught with guns, rifles, drugs....... Some have even been at privates schools...
Whatever happened to going to school for fun and enjoyment of kissing and finger the girls during recess behind the restrooms or in the back of room 12.



Remember those days Missy?