Thought this would be fun. I made a post earlier about Teddy's increasingly bizarre foray into the Merchentesque world of random analogies and thought it would be fun to guess what subjects he uses to base his analogies around this weekend.

My money is on him likening one fighter to an animal, maybe a tiny beetle, whose constant gnawing at the wood over time will fell even the mightiest tree, and I also fancy him to mention the weather in at least one fight, fighter A is coming out roaring like a tempest but can't make his opponent put his umbrella away whilst fighter B shines his heat on fighter A so he puts his unbrella away and knocks fighter A out.

Makes no sense? MY THOUGHT'S EXACTLY!!!

But Teddy will make the retarded statements anyway you'll see :P