Thread: I CANT WALK TO THE STORE CUZ I DOMINATED MY ANKLE

i fucking KTFO my ankle on thursday and now i cant even go get any fucking beer for this fucking fight



FUCKING NON-SENSE

that shit is fuckin swollen all the way around like a fucking inch out and all of the side of my foot is swollen too

yo this shit is gay man, my right ankle is the ankle of a ninja, primed for agility based maneuvers and the left one is now non-existent

lmfao

broke my hand last night, and now my hand is swoll and I get a cast tomorrow What does my mom make on my first day of using my left hand? Fucking chicken and dumplings that I have to eat with a spoon and I can't even serve myself.

im thinking of attempting this walk... but it could not possibly have positive results as it will end with me having walked on this thing which im trying not to put weight on and being drunk and not caring about KTFOing it more

use a pimp cane!

Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P

use a pimp cane!

OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i actually have a cane we used to call the pimp cane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


this kid KTFO his knee a few years back and a bunch of heads used to come to my house and smoke weed after school, for about a week he brought the cane with him, and he left it here, and its been in a closet ever since, that shit folds up into 1 4th the size and you can fucking swing it around and it becomes a full cane again, that shit was the ultimate pimp cane

FUCK, its not in the closet,

i just remembered that like 5 months ago i used to get trashed and walk to the supermarket with that shit and a trilby at like 3AM to get more beer, and i dont know where the fuck i put it

Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P

use a pimp cane!

OH F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i actually have a cane we used to call the pimp cane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


this kid KTFO his knee a few years back and a bunch of heads used to come to my house and smoke weed after school, for about a week he brought the cane with him, and he left it here, and its been in a closet ever since, that S*** folds up into 1 4th the size and you can F****** swing it around and it becomes a full cane again, that S*** was the ultimate pimp cane

see bro all of us baller cats know bout the PIMP cane lol

I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salthebutcher writes the dumbust shit on this forum, he is George W Bush. You respect because he is a major player, but he is crazy.

Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

take a pic of it bro! lol

i wanna see

Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P

Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

take a pic of it bro! lol

i wanna see

You are the most popular person on this forum, yet you alway's flake out when you are suppose to be in a city.

Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P

Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

I FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

take a pic of it bro! lol

i wanna see

i own no camera or i would

its kind of generic looking, black with awooden handle, but its got this fucking amazing fold up ability

Originally Posted by brazilianbomber

Salthebutcher writes the dumbust shit on this forum, he is George W Bush. You respect because he is a major player, but he is crazy.

3 things


1 - if you talk dumb and make poeple think u are dumb it will make it easier to catch people trying to decieve you, as thety are more likley to be lessconvincing (if that makes sense hard to explain hen drunk)

2 - i dissaprove of caling bush dumb for 1 reason, it kind of takes away from his accountablity in the shit hejh is responsible for


3- ...either i forgot 1 or i miscalculated cusz there are only 2