Thread: why do sunglasses make u look cool?

lets be fucking honest, a good pare of shades can make even the most dorky guy look like a coll motherfucker...

why tho lol?

id agree to disagree, i was trying to buy some sunglasses a month or so ago and i couldnt find any that didnt make me look like a pillock, i just ended up nearly burning my retinas on holiday instead i thought i looked that silly in shades

I look like a cunt.


With sunglasses on however I still look like a cunt.

Because they hide people's eyes and their insecurities


Why do you think Kanye West wears them all the time? Because he is so insecurrr

Originally Posted by dasamm

Because they hide people's eyes and their insecurities

If the eyes are a window to the soul.......

How fucking poetic am I?

Originally Posted by Kel

Originally Posted by dasamm

Because they hide people's eyes and their insecurities

If the eyes are a window to the soul.......

How F****** poetic am I?

That was so beautiful

Originally Posted by dasamm

Originally Posted by Kel

Originally Posted by dasamm

Because they hide people's eyes and their insecurities

If the eyes are a window to the soul.......

How F****** poetic am I?

That was so beautiful

They make me look like a piefaced dummy.

I Boxed one night it was a hard one after I blew my nose and both eyes came up. Next day at work , I was maintainance plumber in the City office block in the Stock Exchange . Anyway Im wearing sun glasses in the middle of December walking down the corridor when I came Face to face with the Chairman. Morning scrap you look a right pillock with them on its the middle of December take them off , yes sir i did, Fuck me scrap you got a hiding, no sir I won, Jesus scrap whats the other chap look like, not as bad as me sir. Oh put them glasses back on, when you Boxing again Probably in 10 week .Good get me a dozen Ringside, yes sir thank you sir

Originally Posted by Preme

lets be fucking honest, a good pare of shades can make even the most dorky guy look like a coll motherfucker...

why tho lol?

A good pair of glasses can just make your best features stand out.
Just like a nice watch can make your shirt stand out or shoes can make your jeans stand out.

I have about 9 different pairs of sunglasses with so much sun out here in Cali you have to have them.

Just sunglasses is ok but if you go over board with some hair color that isn't natural to you or any other creature outside of a tropical fish, you just like you're an attention deprived idiot running around saying "Look at me, Look at me!".

I was watching Vh1's the pick up artist because when i first heard about the show it showed a picture of the pick up "master" and the mfer wears a ski cap and flight googles upon which i knew for a fact that his "master" plan involves dressing like a total douche and some other obvious things. So far i'm right and i wish i would've had a bet going with someone.

Ok let's snap back from my severe cold induced distraction and go back on topic. They just do but only in some situations. If you're in a place where everyone else is wearing sunglasses (World Series of Poker,etc.) it makes you look like tool (unless the sun is brutal). "Oh you're wearing sunglasses too? How original and independent you must be" .

There's some situations where smoking a cigarette actually looks cooler than it really is but those don't happen much and only a few gifted people can pull it off. I think it has more to do with movies we've been brought up to see. When there's a movie and a guy's wearing shades he's either a total badass or completely lacking of any lame qualities. They never cast the nerd in shades and if they do its already after they've established to you that he's a nerd and it just makes him look worse.

Originally Posted by NotGuilty136

There's some situations where smoking a cigarette actually looks cooler than it really is but those don't happen much and only a few gifted people can pull it off. I think it has more to do with movies we've been brought up to see. When there's a movie and a guy's wearing shades he's either a total badass or completely lacking of any lame qualities. They never cast the nerd in shades and if they do its already after they've established to you that he's a nerd and it just makes him look worse.

That is funny, I agree.

I always have this image of me in my head walking out of someplace where I just fucked up a bunch of bad guys.

As I am walking out I put on a pair of sunglasses and take a final drag off my cigarette before flicking it behind me and the whole place explodes to high hell. But I keep a casual walk and do not run or increase my pace - for I know the fire wont touch me, even though the explosion only misses me by inches.

Then I say something lame like "Is it hot in here or just me?"

And then I F*** an absurdly large amount of women immediately after that.

Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

They make me look like a piefaced dummy.

I thought you always looked like that

i only wear sunglasses wen i drive



or i feel like a cunt idiot