After long and careful consideration, I have developed two theories on the above, which I thought I would postulate to you, O aficionados of knowledge.

1. Her nostrils are too small and slitty. This gives her a general air if mistrust. She might even be Michael Jackson in disguise as their noses are similar. This does not mean there is a lot of hope for Madeleine.

2. Despite having blonde hair, I note that her eyebrows are a) black and b) very carefully plucked. This means that she very likely is in possession of a big bushy box and that the collars and cuffs don't match.


That is all.