Re: What Fights Would You Love to See!!
I'd like to see Don King versus Bob Arum.
They would have to be wearing loincloths, both in a deep pit (we, the audience would be sitting on circular shelves projecting out the side of the wall, being served drinks and food by naked midgets. For added entertainment, we migh have a lotto draw to main one of them between each course).
The thing should be, right, that they have their right hands tied behind their backs, their left legs are bound by a 8 foot ribbon so they can't get away from each other. King would be armed with a wooden spoon and Arum would get a yo-yo.
It would be finely balanced, styles would mesh really well here to create a modern classic - the aggressive, big, King trying to use his size and weight to corner Arum and beat him to death with the wooden spoon ..... while Bob would be the nimble dancer, trying to keep 7 feet away, while piling up points and seeking to blind Don with his rapier like yo-yo skills. Conditioning would be key here - would King tire out quickly, or would the gnawed bones and spilt beer that we would throw at them both impede Arum and allow King to do a quick demolition job on the silver-tongued dancer?
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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