Thread: Bilbo's Three Weekend Wishes.

Well it's a nice little weekend of boxing and MMA coming up tomorrow and potentially we could have three very satisfactory suprises.

Three of my most annoying combat fighters are in action and hopefully we can see at least a couple of them get their asses handed to them, and even better a possible career ending defeat.

So follows my quick glance at the three matchup's this weekend that could make me a very happy hobbit indeed.

First up, Hatton vs Lazcano.

Now as a Brit I know I'm shamefully unpatriotic, but nothing would give me greater satisfaction than seeing Ricky get stuck on his fat little behind and knocked out again tomorrow night.

Most importantly this would put the final nail into the coffin of a Mayweather rematch and so force Floyd to fight a real opponent in 09, with the winner of Cotto Margarito being virtually impossible to avoid.

Secondly Hatton's phenomenal appeal to the British public has always completely baffled me. His horrible hit...hold.......hit.......hold fight style bores me. His tedious and predictable one liners bore me, his eulogies about how the fans love him because he's a man of the people and the salt of the earth make me want to and the acclaimation he gets in interviews and from the media for his being such a jack the lad and working class hero type guy just make me yearn for another trip to the ring corner turnbuckle and the second self knockout in consecutive fights.


Next up we switch to MMA and the loathsome BJ Penn fighting against Sean Sherk. There is little chance that he will lose imo, he's a decent fighter no doubt and will doubtless submit Sherk in the later rounds. But I'm praying that Sherk can get to him and beat him into the ground.

The guy is a turd plain and simple. I really don't want to hear his victory speech 'If you want to know what BJ Penn thinks about this fight go to BJPenn.com'

Instead I want to hear Mike Goldberg announce 'If you want to pledge some money and help us provide support for BJPenn's family goto BJPenn.com.


Finally the ultimate douchebag and delusional prick, Tito Ortiz is in action, and happily in a fight he may very well lose. 'People either love me or hate me' Tito proudly proclaims before every fight. No Tito, they either hate you or are completely disinterested in you. You are a complete tool and I hope your movie career crashes and burns as bad as you did in your two fights with Chuck Liddel. Hopefully Macheda can retire you permantly from the sport of MMA on Saturday and then you can look forward to little cameo roles in terrrible films starring your porn star girlfriend.

You'll probably end up playing a bouncer in a shitty film called Zombie Strippers or something.........ha ha.....oh wait Zombie Strippers!



So there we have it, the three big events this weekend. If any of these come true I'll be over the moon, but fingers crossed let's have a hatrick

I hate BJ Penn as much as the next guy but you would really want to see Sherk be the one to beat him? Let me say this. Sherk's lay and pray is 1000000 times worse then Hatton's hit and hold. I hope he gets subbed in the first round. When was the last time the UFC had a solid card top to bottom? Not since UFC 75 I would think, I'm tired of this garbage they put out every month. I heard on the commercial that they said whoever wins becomes the greatest lightweight in history and I wanted to throw up.

Well i disagree about Hatton outside the ring he seems just like an average joe down the street, who you could have a chat and laugh with can't understand why you hate him inside the ring. I can understand you hating him inside the ring, im not a big lover of his style either thats why i was rooting for Mayweather, because boxing is about what fighters do inside the ring not outside it regardless if there from same country as you, i tried to explain that to Yotisdan but he called me traitor etc.

Lazcano was good back in his Lightweight days he went distance with prime Castillo, and beat good fighters like Leija, Johnston, Molina, Vasquez, etc. But that was years ago and now he is fighting above his best weight class against the strongest Physical fighter at Jr Welterweight, i just can't see Lazcano winning. Im not saying he won't have his moments but being above his best weight class and being shot fighter equals him taking a pasting and possibly getting stopped for the 2nd time in his career.

I can't say I'm rooting for Hatton to lose but it definitely wouldn't upset me knowing that the result would mean no Floyd fight (probably.)

I actually like B.J. Penn as a fighter. I don't know much about him outside the ring cause I don't follow MMA that closely. Sherk and fighters like him suck. B.J. Penn could be a total piece of shit outside the ring for all I care and I'd still root for him over lay and pray guys.

Tito sucks. I do find it hard to believe that anybody loves him, same reason Sherk sucks.

.....here's hoping Hatton has a good easy fight with Lazcano.



MMA....I hope the ceiling falls on everyone in attendance and I never have to hear of that horrible God awful "sport" ever again......and if that pisses you off GOOD! I hate MMA, I hate UFC, I hate the people that do it and the fans that watch it, I hate Dana White, I hate Joe Rogan, I think they are about as cool as a bag of AIDS....the people that watch and support that crap just need a good ass kicking and maybe need to find a laser place to get that tribal tat taken off



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I doubt Lyle has ever seen an MMA fight, just a few douches in board shorts and tapout shirts and thinks that's a fair representation of the sport. Fair enough he wouldn't be Lyle if he didn't have an opinion on something he knew little about.

Ricky Hatton He's alright.

BJ Penn I don't really care.

Tito Ortiz I hope he get's KTFO.

I just hope Hatton fights more Castillo then Urango. No need to box a guy when you can beat him up. It's in front of his hometown crowd so I doubt we're in for much of a letdown.

Originally Posted by amat

I doubt Lyle has ever seen an MMA fight, just a few douches in board shorts and tapout shirts and thinks that's a fair representation of the sport. Fair enough he wouldn't be Lyle if he didn't have an opinion on something he knew little about.

I agree Mrs. Klitschko has a propensity to do that

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Well it's a nice little weekend of boxing and MMA coming up tomorrow and potentially we could have three very satisfactory suprises.

Three of my most annoying combat fighters are in action and hopefully we can see at least a couple of them get their asses handed to them, and even better a possible career ending defeat.

So follows my quick glance at the three matchup's this weekend that could make me a very happy hobbit indeed.

First up, Hatton vs Lazcano.

Now as a Brit I know I'm shamefully unpatriotic, but nothing would give me greater satisfaction than seeing Ricky get stuck on his fat little behind and knocked out again tomorrow night.

Most importantly this would put the final nail into the coffin of a Mayweather rematch and so force Floyd to fight a real opponent in 09, with the winner of Cotto Margarito being virtually impossible to avoid.

Secondly Hatton's phenomenal appeal to the British public has always completely baffled me. His horrible hit...hold.......hit.......hold fight style bores me. His tedious and predictable one liners bore me, his eulogies about how the fans love him because he's a man of the people and the salt of the earth make me want to and the acclaimation he gets in interviews and from the media for his being such a jack the lad and working class hero type guy just make me yearn for another trip to the ring corner turnbuckle and the second self knockout in consecutive fights.


Next up we switch to MMA and the loathsome BJ Penn fighting against Sean Sherk. There is little chance that he will lose imo, he's a decent fighter no doubt and will doubtless submit Sherk in the later rounds. But I'm praying that Sherk can get to him and beat him into the ground.

The guy is a turd plain and simple. I really don't want to hear his victory speech 'If you want to know what BJ Penn thinks about this fight go to BJPenn.com'

Instead I want to hear Mike Goldberg announce 'If you want to pledge some money and help us provide support for BJPenn's family goto BJPenn.com.


Finally the ultimate douchebag and delusional prick, Tito Ortiz is in action, and happily in a fight he may very well lose. 'People either love me or hate me' Tito proudly proclaims before every fight. No Tito, they either hate you or are completely disinterested in you. You are a complete tool and I hope your movie career crashes and burns as bad as you did in your two fights with Chuck Liddel. Hopefully Macheda can retire you permantly from the sport of MMA on Saturday and then you can look forward to little cameo roles in terrrible films starring your porn star girlfriend.

You'll probably end up playing a bouncer in a shitty film called Zombie Strippers or something.........ha ha.....oh wait Zombie Strippers!



So there we have it, the three big events this weekend. If any of these come true I'll be over the moon, but fingers crossed let's have a hatrick

Come on buddy, ricky is an ok guy. His only lost to is to a p4p elite. Plus if ricky lose that would totally take away from floyds victory. I don't want to see a hatton floyd rematch so all we can do is not watch it if it does pull through.A lot of fight fans say ooh im not going to watch a crappy set up fight like floyd oscar rematch or floyd hatton rematch but yet they are not true to their words and still watch it.

BJ PENN!? His like one of the best p4p fighters ever in MMA, IMO he could be undefeated if not to his lack of conditionings sometimes. i KNOW he belongs at the lightweight but BJ PENN if condition himself to last all rounds, i think he could take out GSP in a rematch. Plus BJ PENN is one of my favorite MMA, so please buddy don't root against him.

OK now we can agree, its always fun to see Tito get his ass kick. IMO Forrest beat him and now his going against undefeated Macheda. I think Macheda is going to take his head off.A fight I would like to see Tito in is one against my boy Brandon Vera. Vera would totally beat him crosseyed! too bad Brandon wont go down to lightheavyweight where IMO he belongs.

I wouldn't be surprised if all your 3 wishes come true Bilbo.

Rep soon Bilbo amte. I made a similar thread about Hatton and a possible Floyd rematch.

As for BJ,can't stand him but Sherk droids end of. So who to root for,the big head or the cheat? I'll go for the cheat to humble the big head and test postive ergo no decision.

My boy Machida is going to SCHOOOOOL oRTIZ. I've been talking about Machida for a while,he's the Mayweather of MMA, an MMA fighter who has excellent defence and has beaten good fighters. He'll win easy.

Also, about Ortiz. I'm a big fan of the Apprentice. I think it's a great show. Ortiz on that show was great. He was funny, wasn't really assertive or aggressive and actually seemed to get along best with Lennox Lewis. He really came off well in that show.

Originally Posted by amat

I doubt Lyle has ever seen an MMA fight, just a few douches in board shorts and tapout shirts and thinks that's a fair representation of the sport. Fair enough he wouldn't be Lyle if he didn't have an opinion on something he knew little about.

I've seen ENOUGH of MMA to know it's utter crap.......and I didn't have to watch very much of it to tell you that.


The whole idea of taking all the great styles and then mixing them together to make an ultimate or perfect style is just bullshit. It's like if I took a Picasso, Van Gough, Da Vinci, and Rembrant and combined them I would have better work of art....when you mix all those things together you get a girl fight....hair pulling, titty twisters, noogies, indian sunburns, wedgies, and foot stomping....YES FOOT STOMPING! I fucking saw it and I'm never letting you bastards forget about it!!!! Since when do the Three Stooges have a martial art?!?!?!

Yell at me all you want, it's not going to make your tribal tattoo any cooler!!!!

You have Mommy and maybe even Daddy issues and you need to seek psychiatric help...dude seriously I worry about you and if you don't stop liking the MMA then I am going to start throwing rocks at you

Originally Posted by JT Rock

Originally Posted by amat

I doubt Lyle has ever seen an MMA fight, just a few douches in board shorts and tapout shirts and thinks that's a fair representation of the sport. Fair enough he wouldn't be Lyle if he didn't have an opinion on something he knew little about.

I agree Mrs. Klitschko has a propensity to do that

I know enough to know MMA is crap....apparently you don't know that much....keep watching maybe some day you will see it.....you'll look at an MMA fight in the future and say "this looks like how two bitches would fight.....holding, hitting while someone is down, KICKING"....when have you seen two grown ass men kicking each other in ANY street fight?!?!?! If someone kicked me I would be inclinded to fucking shoot them where they stand because they are a disgrace to their family, their friends, and their gender



And Tito Ortiz deserves every ass kicking he recieves he's the embodiment of all that is wrong in MMA and UFC and all that crap....it's all marketing and you're a fucking sucker if you buy into it.....it's CRAP!!!!