Thread: The war between Legion and Bilbo

What started it and when did it start?

I want to see some whiny ass bickering in this thread, so go to it.

It's not a war, it's foreplay.

Originally Posted by CFH

It's not a war, it's foreplay.

lol...


It's all just part of a complicated courting/mating ritual going on between them to determine who is most fit to carry the other's offspring

Originally Posted by CFH

It's not a war, it's foreplay.

Very kinky.

They're always going on about Legion's "exotic, venomous snake" too...

They also happen to be two of my favorite posters, and I'm sure they're going to neg rep me endlessly for this.

they just getting their freak on.

Virtually from the moment Legion arrived Bilbo and him have been competing to be the one with the most outrageous life expieriences.

This competition translated to chess also and to reps, with both neg repping the other frequently.

In fact if you told the two guys there was a contest for the number of urinal freshners in the mouth at once and told each that the other had expressed interest, the two would be wedging the freshners into their mouth claiming they were the far superior man for the job.


But at the end of the day they get on well.

Originally Posted by hitmandonny

Virtually from the moment Legion arrived Bilbo and him have been competing to be the one with the most outrageous life expieriences.

This competition translated to chess also and to reps, with both neg repping the other frequently.

In fact if you told the two guys there was a contest for the number of urinal freshners in the mouth at once and told each that the other had expressed interest, the two would be wedging the freshners into their mouth claiming they were the far superior man for the job.


But at the end of the day they get on well.

The announcment of such a contest would be followed shortly by Legion reminding Bilbo that the urinal fresheners are to be place in the mouth, and not another part of the body..

Even at the best of times, it's still the oddest friendship i've ever seen..

As long as they don't try to see who has the biggest immunity to poisonous snakes, we'll be alright.

If you get bitten by a poisonous snake and get treated, then bitten say, a second time. Do you begin to build up a tolerance or immunity to the snake bite? Like if you handled snakes a lot and were bitten 30 or 40 plus times, could you begin to get immune to the bites?

I just woke up and this is the 1st thread I see

HitmanDonny is crazy Urinal fresheners All you guys are crazy

Honestly, when I 1st joined this forum about this time last year, I actually thought Bilbo was one of the most interesting posters, though very rude to new members. I always tried to be respectful of all the members, but I got tired of some of the little comments he would throw my way; and getting snubbed off by him, but I just kept quiet.

I tried hard to keep a low profile, but one day Bilbo was talking about how all the Armed Forces in the U.S. were cowards, and that was the day I targeted him; from then on. Turns out he was just joking{or said he was}; but I think Bilbo will agree that that was the moment we starting dog fighting each other. He is funny, and sometimes I can be too, so it's a fun match up, though it's more me tagging him now as I think he's gotten bored with me. All I have to do is look at his profile picture and I can get inspired and on a roll again, but credit to Bilbo for not taking my bait often anymore. He's still a little f#ggot coward and mutant baby genetic wasteland; but his mind is sharp and you won't win a long drawn out war of words with him. He's a long distance endurance fighter, I get him with occasional flurries He's s#cks cock for $$$ and sucks at chess and I hope he falls into a tree shredder. One minute he talks about how Christian he is, then 5 minutes later he will be on another thread talking about wanting to see Scarlet Johanssen licking a dudes balls from underneath F#ggot. I wish nothing but the worse for him, cause' he's o.k. with me Nothing is more inspiring than listening to someone who has all the answers to the woes of the world, but never leaves his house A guy who is an expert on fighting but has probably never fought anything as hard as his drawers when it's time to masturbate.

And keeping venomous snakes is probably alot less dangerous than getting in the ring and getting your brains pounded into oatmeal.

Actually, to be honest, I like Bilbo alot. He has one of the sharpest, most analytical minds on this forum. He can be an a##hole, but it's just him.

Originally Posted by Dizaster

If you get bitten by a poisonous snake and get treated, then bitten say, a second time. Do you begin to build up a tolerance or immunity to the snake bite? Like if you handled snakes a lot and were bitten 30 or 40 plus times, could you begin to get immune to the bites?

Not to be too technical about it, but snakes that have venom aren't "poisonous". a poison is something that you can ingest; i.e. bug spray, clorox, stuff under your sink that you clean with, etc., and if you swallow it it will make you sick or kill you. Venom can be swallowed and as long as you don't have a tear in you throat or stomach, it will just pass through your body. Venom has to enter the bloodstream to be effective. So to be geeky about it, they are 2 different things.

With that little gay rant over with; to answer your question about building immunity, there are a few people that inject themselves with small, somewhat diluted amounts of venom to build immunity. Jury is still out to whether it's effective. Look up a guy named Bill Haast. Still working with venomous snakes in Miami and is almost 100 years old. Been injecting himself with different venoms for years and swears it has added to his age. Who knows. I'm not doing it. That is how antivenin is made though. They take the venom from a snake, inject it into a horse, and the horse will build antibodies to it in a few days, then they draw the blood and do some lab stuff on it and voila', you have antivenin for snakebites.

Bill Haast - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Originally Posted by LEGION

I just woke up and this is the 1st thread I see

HitmanDonny is crazy Urinal fresheners All you guys are crazy

Honestly, when I 1st joined this forum about this time last year, I actually thought Bilbo was one of the most interesting posters, though very rude to new members. I always tried to be respectful of all the members, but I got tired of some of the little comments he would throw my way; and getting snubbed off by him, but I just kept quiet.

I tried hard to keep a low profile, but one day Bilbo was talking about how all the Armed Forces in the U.S. were cowards, and that was the day I targeted him; from then on. Turns out he was just joking{or said he was}; but I think Bilbo will agree that that was the moment we starting dog fighting each other. He is funny, and sometimes I can be too, so it's a fun match up, though it's more me tagging him now as I think he's gotten bored with me. All I have to do is look at his profile picture and I can get inspired and on a roll again, but credit to Bilbo for not taking my bait often anymore. He's still a little f#ggot coward and mutant baby genetic wasteland; but his mind is sharp and you won't win a long drawn out war of words with him. He's a long distance endurance fighter, I get him with occasional flurries He's s#cks cock for $$$ and sucks at chess and I hope he falls into a tree shredder. One minute he talks about how Christian he is, then 5 minutes later he will be on another thread talking about wanting to see Scarlet Johanssen licking a dudes balls from underneath F#ggot. I wish nothing but the worse for him, cause' he's o.k. with me Nothing is more inspiring than listening to someone who has all the answers to the woes of the world, but never leaves his house A guy who is an expert on fighting but has probably never fought anything as hard as his drawers when it's time to masturbate.

And keeping venomous snakes is probably alot less dangerous than getting in the ring and getting your brains pounded into oatmeal.

Is that wrong to want to see scarlet johansen licking a guys balls from underneath?

Originally Posted by Dizaster

If you get bitten by a poisonous snake and get treated, then bitten say, a second time. Do you begin to build up a tolerance or immunity to the snake bite? Like if you handled snakes a lot and were bitten 30 or 40 plus times, could you begin to get immune to the bites?

I don't think getting snake bit would be the best way. But yes, they can inject themselves with small amounts of venom, as Legion already explained.