Thread: When you get pissed..............

I went out last night for the first time in ages and ended up getting really drunk. Ive woke up this morning and i cant remember hardly anything (except for having a fag outside with a group of fellas, god knows what i was saying and i dont smoke!). Im really worried that i made a complete idiot of myself! Id like to hear of your own drunken experiences (or incidences). Cheers guys.

Originally Posted by Hoggmeister

I went out last night for the first time in ages and ended up getting really drunk. Ive woke up this morning and i cant remember hardly anything (except for having a fag outside with a group of fellas, god knows what i was saying and i dont smoke!). Im really worried that i made a complete idiot of myself! Id like to hear of your own drunken experiences (or incidences). Cheers guys.

Ha,been there,done that and got the T-shirt mate.I've got loads and loads of drunken stories.Here is one.I was out with my mate about 6 years ago.He was a DJ that worked spinning decks at a big nigh club through at Middlesbourgh(northeast of england),anyhow i used to always tagged along with him every saturday night.We'd get the bus through and have a few cans of beer on the back seat.We used to get set up and start mixing the music as soon as we got into the night club about 30mins or soo before the doors were open for the night.Anyway as the place was getting fuller with hot lasses and me going onto the tenth pint of beer i used to dance on the dancefloor first to help gather more women to join me while my DJ mate was high above me on the DJ stand laughing his head off at me dancing like a dick.Anyhow,after my mate finished his shift we'd get a taxi back to our town and continue drinking.We were in a main nightclub in town and me mate seen a mate of his that i've never met,anyhow his mate invited me back to his house out of town for a party,soo a couple of hours later we ended up in other taxi driving towards this party.We got there and their we're loads of women and blokes everywhere that i did'nt know.Next minute this bloke walks over asking me if i wanted any drugs,i said "No mate!"next minute i have this bull gog on my lap and another beer(about the 18th pint).Next thing i remember waking up on the floor with the sunshine in my eyes thinking WTF,"where am i,who's house is this?"I turned around relising i had slept behing the sofa and covered in fag ash.I got to me feet staggering about wanting the spew up,soo i asked this lad,"where's the toliet?",next thing im spewing up chunks,then i asked this women at the party to give me a blow job,then i seen me mate and we fucked off as quickly as we could on the long ride home on the bus.Mad time!!

P.S i did'nt get the blow job,she told me to fuck off.I was drunk as fook!!!

Originally Posted by yvonne

Originally Posted by Hoggmeister

I went out last night for the first time in ages and ended up getting really drunk. Ive woke up this morning and i cant remember hardly anything (except for having a fag outside with a group of fellas, god knows what i was saying and i dont smoke!). Im really worried that i made a complete idiot of myself! Id like to hear of your own drunken experiences (or incidences). Cheers guys.

Ha,been there,done that and got the T-shirt mate.I've got loads and loads of drunken stories.Here is one.I was out with my mate about 6 years ago.He was a DJ that worked spinning decks at a big nigh club through at Middlesbourgh(northeast of england),anyhow i used to always tagged along with him every saturday night.We'd get the bus through and have a few cans of beer on the back seat.We used to get set up and start mixing the music as soon as we got into the night club about 30mins or soo before the doors were open for the night.Anyway as the place was getting fuller with hot lasses and me going onto the tenth pint of beer i used to dance on the dancefloor first to help gather more women to join me while my DJ mate was high above me on the DJ stand laughing his head off at me dancing like a dick.Anyhow,after my mate finished his shift we'd get a taxi back to our town and continue drinking.We were in a main nightclub in town and me mate seen a mate of his that i've never met,anyhow his mate invited me back to his house out of town for a party,soo a couple of hours later we ended up in other taxi driving towards this party.We got there and their we're loads of women and blokes everywhere that i did'nt know.Next minute this bloke walks over asking me if i wanted any drugs,i said "No mate!"next minute i have this bull gog on my lap and another beer(about the 18th pint).Next thing i remember waking up on the floor with the sunshine in my eyes thinking WTF,"where am i,who's house is this?"I turned around relising i had slept behing the sofa and covered in fag ash.I got to me feet staggering about wanting the spew up,soo i asked this lad,"where's the toliet?",next thing im spewing up chunks,then i asked this women at the party to give me a blow job,then i seen me mate and we fucked off as quickly as we could on the long ride home on the bus.Mad time!!

P.S i did'nt get the blow job,she told me to fuck off.I was drunk as fook!!!

, brilliant mate. I love the way you just casually asked a lass to give you a blowjob, she shouldve said yes just for the cheek of it haha! Another thing with me is, when im drunk, ill waffle on like mad about boxing to anybody and everybody, i just cant seem to stop myself!

ha ha

i went out last saturday & my wife found me naked in the bedroom wardrobe

but spoke to a friend today & her husband went out drinking & was shouting @ his legs in the bathroom cos they wouldnt work @ 3am saturday morning ha ha

Originally Posted by Drago

ha ha

i went out last saturday & my wife found me naked in the bedroom wardrobe

but spoke to a friend today & her husband went out drinking & was shouting @ his legs in the bathroom cos they wouldnt work @ 3am saturday morning ha ha

Ha nice one. Ive been known to shout at certain parts of the anatomy that dont work after a piss up! I also mistook my girlfriends wardrobe for the toilet once!

funny stuff guys. I have blacked out so many times its crazy. I'm notoriously known for peeing wherever the hell I want to when I'm drunk I pissed in my fiances had bag one night lol believe me she was not happy about that one.

This one particular instance it was Christmas time and we are staying at my fiances parents house for the night well I was pretty drunk when I went to bed (I do not remember any of this my fiance told me)I guess I got up in the middle night but ass naked walked out into her parents living room and start peeing on the Christmas tree and presents that were under the tree. All I can say is I don't think i will ever live that one down. i swear one way or another that story always comes up.