Thread: Bazzar funny dream

Had a pearler last night

Im at my parents house digging through their fridge ,head in the door looking for something to mung on.

My dad Derek is right behind me.
Couple of dogs on the floor of the kitchen under our feet.
Front door bell rings my mum says "Oh hi there such and such" ...

In walks a family but right out in front is their black dog who strolls in on his rear legs walkin like we do and he is huge he is 6 2, 6/3 has matted black hair and a hat like a dutch pork pie style hat matted out of the same black fur.

Around him runs a doberman full size, scarey looking thing
(Im still peekin around the fridge door into the lounge room.

Black dog leans over grabs the doberman with his teeth and flings him back behind him and walks into the kitchen and says "Hello Derek" to my dad .

Im still just comming up from looking in the fridge door and the dog turns and sees me and is about to speak and Im smiling at him cause i like him alot already.

Black dog looks down at the floor and sees the two little dogs laying there and says " You may want to move them in case i wish to lay down all of a sudden there could be some blood"!

"Also I may try and fuck one of them and I'd probably do a pretty good job."

he turns to me..as he put his paw on my shoulder

"Oh you must be Andre" : I said yeah mate oh you must be ...?

I woke up laughing and told my misses.


Good start to today

Hahaha did you hit the bong last night or what? I wish I had dreams like that! I may try to psychoanalyze it for you later if you don't mind of course.

The last realistic dream I had (and it was reoccurring)I was in an underwater cave but there was a person in front of me with my air supply (all I had was the mouthpiece from the scuba tank) and the person kept moving faster and faster and when I woke up I was a little short of breath...no fun really

Originally Posted by El Kabong

Hahaha did you hit the bong last night or what? I wish I had dreams like that! I may try to psychoanalyze it for you later if you don't mind of course.

The last realistic dream I had (and it was reoccurring)I was in an underwater cave but there was a person in front of me with my air supply (all I had was the mouthpiece from the scuba tank) and the person kept moving faster and faster and when I woke up I was a little short of breath...no fun really

Go for it... "Turn up the mike Dawg so I can get off"


No worries mate psychoanalyze away.



( I copied and pasted psychoanalyze btw),





Dawg .

Originally Posted by Andre

Had a pearler last night

Im at my parents house digging through their fridge ,head in the door looking for something to mung on.

My dad Derek is right behind me.
Couple of dogs on the floor of the kitchen under our feet.
Front door bell rings my mum says "Oh hi there such and such" ...

In walks a family but right out in front is their black dog who strolls in on his rear legs walkin like we do and he is huge he is 6 2, 6/3 has matted black hair and a hat like a dutch pork pie style hat matted out of the same black fur.

Around him runs a doberman full size, scarey looking thing
(Im still peekin around the fridge door into the lounge room.

Black dog leans over grabs the doberman with his teeth and flings him back behind him and walks into the kitchen and says "Hello Derek" to my dad .

Im still just comming up from looking in the fridge door and the dog turns and sees me and is about to speak and Im smiling at him cause i like him alot already.

Black dog looks down at the floor and sees the two little dogs laying there and says " You may want to move them in case i wish to lay down all of a sudden there could be some blood"!

"Also I may try and fuck one of them and I'd probably do a pretty good job."

he turns to me..as he put his paw on my shoulder

"Oh you must be Andre" : I said yeah mate oh you must be ...?

I woke up laughing and told my misses.


Good start to today

Awesome dream mate, love these wierd and wonderful dreams that still seem so vivid the day after. I stopped smoking the green a while back now, still do it but only once a week. When i stopped smoking it though my drams went mad as fuck, really vivid, to the point i was waking in the morning thinking 'was that shit for real' !?!

Had a dream I was a hitman the other night, was brilliant. My only weapon was a tiny curved blade that I'd slit peoples throats with. Initially I was hidden behind a fridge so I could take a knife off of one of the bad guys. When I was a kid I used to hide behind a fridge in my dreams also, mainly when a mental donkey was tapping its hoof on our front window trying to get to me.

Lyle, any thoughts?

Andre there is a new person in your life and they are trying to take control... you have noticed this but are too cool to let them.

Originally Posted by Memphis

Had a dream I was a hitman the other night, was brilliant. My only weapon was a tiny curved blade that I'd slit peoples throats with. Initially I was hidden behind a fridge so I could take a knife off of one of the bad guys. When I was a kid I used to hide behind a fridge in my dreams also, mainly when a mental donkey was tapping its hoof on our front window trying to get to me.

Lyle, any thoughts?

Memphis you want to be Ricky Hatton as you see this as a way of getting more gash ((slit)))

the tiny curved blade represents your cock.

and the donkey is just your penis envy.

hope this helps guys

Funny but thats exactly what I thought