Thread: Old joke but a good one

A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex ?"
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says: "I can tell you how to have sex with her !"
"Yeah ?", says the hippy.
"Yeah", says the bus driver.. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God" .
The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face, "You must have sex with me".
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to ass sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!"
"Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver "

hehe I almost spit on my keyboard, was drinking oj, would not have been cool , Andre...

Ha ha nice one

I remember hearing the legendary Bernard Manning tell that in around 1990. I almost choked laughing.

Amazing really that you just don't see it coming

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Ha ha nice one

I remember hearing the legendary Bernard Manning tell that in around 1990. I almost choked laughing.

Amazing really that you just don't see it coming

i can imagine mannings one was a tad more blue

wow that joke takes me right back to my childhood, forgot it excisted.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says “ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me. The man says “You go and tell him off. I’ll hold the monkey for you”.