I am pretty impressed with Peter Cooks attempt to make the world's longest snot trail. However, I think he goes a bit mad at the end by repeatedly kicking his wife in the cunt.



I would probably be in there with the world's oldest active mobile phone. It is a seventeenth century classic. I can't really do anything with it, but I can get a good 2 days from it fresh off being fully charged up. It can even send messages, pretty funky device. Though quite ancient.

So if you could set any world record what would it be and why?