Thread: In Turkey - no tits to look at by pool. An outrage

I knows its a muslim country so wasn't expecting topless women on beach but by the pool where its all europeans ??

fuck all ! If none out today on full view am going to go see the rep and complain

this is a staple part of any holiday and not to have it is an outrage. An outrage I tell you !!!

Get yourself a false set and go for it bro.

have you tried looking in a mirror?

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

have you tried looking in a mirror?

He said tits....

Not twits...

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

I knows its a muslim country so wasn't expecting topless women on beach but by the pool where its all europeans ??

fuck all ! If none out today on full view am going to go see the rep and complain

this is a staple part of any holiday and not to have it is an outrage. An outrage I tell you !!!

Mate it's the same here in Malta infact it's illegal..few people stiill do it but v v heavily frowned upon cos is such a religious place v catholic.

A copper actually threatened to arrest me last fri because i tried togo into a bar bare chested..

Originally Posted by Ghost

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

have you tried looking in a mirror?

He said tits....

Not twits...

I know what he said

I feel your pain. You should have gone to Spain, there are nudist beaches.

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

have you tried looking in a mirror?

will give that a go

you try it too - you will definitely see one cunt, the jury is out on if you will see two

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

have you tried looking in a mirror?

will give that a go

you try it too - you will definitely see one cunt, the jury is out on if you will see two

you're cunt enough for both of us.

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

have you tried looking in a mirror?

will give that a go

you try it too - you will definitely see one cunt, the jury is out on if you will see two

you're cunt enough for both of us.

What is it with you two ? why so insulting to each other ?

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

I knows its a muslim country so wasn't expecting topless women on beach but by the pool where its all europeans ??

fuck all ! If none out today on full view am going to go see the rep and complain

this is a staple part of any holiday and not to have it is an outrage. An outrage I tell you !!!

Go to a hotel were Danish people go , not only do the women walk poolside with the fun bags out, the old monkey's forehead is on show in some cases. Its a sight to behold.

Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

have you tried looking in a mirror?

will give that a go

you try it too - you will definitely see one cunt, the jury is out on if you will see two

you're cunt enough for both of us.

What is it with you two ? why so insulting to each other ?

he loves me & it's dumb macho way of showing it. men

Originally Posted by smashup

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

I knows its a muslim country so wasn't expecting topless women on beach but by the pool where its all europeans ??

fuck all ! If none out today on full view am going to go see the rep and complain

this is a staple part of any holiday and not to have it is an outrage. An outrage I tell you !!!

Mate it's the same here in Malta infact it's illegal..few people stiill do it but v v heavily frowned upon cos is such a religious place v catholic.

A copper actually threatened to arrest me last fri because i tried togo into a bar bare chested..

Good on the cop, no matter where you are imo. No offence I suppose.

i will seek a danish resort because this can't go on

tits and tea towel holders will be discovered. Right am off

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

i will seek a danish resort because this can't go on

tits and tea towel holders will be discovered. Right am off

Where are you staying? Been to Turkey several times, always been ample showing of top bollocks?