Thread: Call Centre

Has anyone watched call centre BBC3 about the third biggest call centre in Swansea? The CEO is funny as hell and wants everyone to be happy as happy staff sell more. He is like David Brent but not as intelligent

Nev is cool.
I used to work in a call centre similar to that, brilliant laugh and loads of pussy.

I work in a call centre, in swansea, with over 1,000 people working there. But its not this one. But as smashup says, its quite a laugh and there's lots of young girls working there.

It seems a laugh and the women are chavy slutish who I would not refuse if they offered me their vagina.

Originally Posted by Master

It seems a laugh and the women are chavy slutish who I would not refuse if they offered me their vagina.

Every now and again I do feel like a complete perv looking at 19 year old tits and buns, but fortunately I have the mental strength to overcome that issue.

You should consider a visit to Wind (pronounced wine, like the drink.) Street on a weekend.

I think I would be sacked for perving but Nev may promote me.

Originally Posted by Master

It seems a laugh and the women are chavy slutish who I would not refuse if they offered me their vagina.

Geeze Master, you're the only brave soul who can speak that sacred word without flinching, twitching or blinking...

Here is another one I accidentally found and happened to come across.

Is it good money doing that job?
Surely not much is involved.

Originally Posted by imp

Is it good money doing that job?
Surely not much is involved.

I can't imagine the money is that good...but it's fairly decent for the Swansea area. I'm sure a big chunk of it comes on the commissions or bonuses for sales in that place, so if you can sell well you might do alright.

I am addicted to this now. Nev's leadership style is unconventional but seems effective with the people he has.

They had a fat bastard club for people to lose weight = better health better mentality to sell.
He teased a person who was ginger and stuttered = if they could take the abuse they could sell and not take things too personally.
Nigerian accountant needed his signature so he had a race with him = staff watched and build a good rapport.

Proper planning prevents piss poor performance

Originally Posted by Master

Proper planning prevents piss poor performance

Say so with a stutter!