Thread: What the hell do i do if there is some kind of rat in my room?!?!

I was just about to go to sleep when there was this rat on my bed laying down like it was about to shit itself on my pillow. I got scared because it was one scary looking motherfuc*er, and it ran away.....its lurking in my room somehwere and im afraid to go to sleep because the rat might try to do something nasty on me while im asleep.
So now, i have to sleep on the couch because im pissed scared....sorry to spam but how do i get rid off it!?

....aww it's ok Helen, you don't have to stand on the chair squealing like a school girl, be a man....let a stray cat in your house, then a stray dog and so on and so forth til the problem is solved to your liking


jesus doesn't anyone watch cartoons anymore

Try to rent a cat


If the cat bothers you


Rent an elephant



and so the story goes

Hit the fucker with a cricket bat. Thats what the professionals do

Originally Posted by Lyle

....aww it's ok Helen, you don't have to stand on the chair squealing like a school girl, be a man....let a stray cat in your house, then a stray dog and so on and so forth til the problem is solved to your liking


jesus doesn't anyone watch cartoons anymore

And you call Football gay

I heard you like to to watch the Power Puff Girls followed by the Tweenies is that right??

Try cleaning your room you filthy animal.

Originally Posted by skel1983

And you call Football gay

I heard you like to to watch the Power Puff Girls followed by the Tweenies is that right??

No FOOTBALL is not gay, I never called it gay....cricket is gay

The what followed by the what I'm talking Warner Brothers fool!

I ain't no sissy!

Originally Posted by Lyle

Originally Posted by skel1983

And you call Football gay

I heard you like to to watch the Power Puff Girls followed by the Tweenies is that right??

No FOOTBALL is not gay, I never called it gay....cricket is gay

The what followed by the what I'm talking Warner Brothers fool!

I ain't no sissy!

Im teasing you Lyle you scouse bastard

There's a rat inma kitchen whatamagonna do?

Beaten to a joke by Missy... I've reached a new low

Just go Primal on the motherfucker One... kill the bastard...

Unlock the hunter inside! be the beast BE THE BEAST!

OK you will need a young priest and an old priest....and perhaps either Ozzy Osbourne or Alice Cooper

is it too big for that sticky paper? Shit works perfect for mice.

Does that mean that they are helpless on this sticky paper and you can bat them over the head at your leisure?.............................cool.

shoot the fucking thing with a bb gun.


make sure your aim is good.

I think we've got the perfect plan.

1) Get the sticky paper, wait for the little homo to get stuck on it

2) Shoot the fucker with a bb gun

3) Bat him over the head for good measure


I'll send you my bill
Thank you.