Thread: Shit food that you can't help but enjoy

I've just ordered a curry (nothing shit about that, nice chicken madras) but earlier on I got some grub in and realised that I had let myself and everyone I know down.

I purchased a Rustlers BBQ rib burger, I know it is proper shite but I just really fancied one, I can't remember the last time I had one, it was really nice

this is when the tale goes proper horror story

whilst I was wondering through the shop, and I have no idea why I did this, I've never had it before but for some reason I bought some frozen donner kebab meat, why the fuck would anyone want to eat that? and why the fuck do I now have it in my freezer

Thing is though that is just the sort of shit that I will find quite nice.

What real real shit stuff do you lot like then?

Had a pulled pork sammich topped with coleslaw on a pretzel bun for lunch.

Pistachios and coffee. Yes both are food

I'm in Italy at the minute, and where I am, at breakfast time in all the local bars, the savoury option is a Wurstel sausage roll, wrapped in puff pastry. And they warm it for you in the Microwave. It's pure dogs hit really, but I fucking love it! It's a bit of a guilty pleasure , especially with all the top notch food around here, but I just can't resist it.
Also , if I grill a steak or roast a chicken, I HAVE TO get some bread and dip it into the fat and juices in the grill pan.

Originally Posted by Primo Carnera

I'm in Italy at the minute, and where I am, at breakfast time in all the local bars, the savoury option is a Wurstel sausage roll, wrapped in puff pastry. And they warm it for you in the Microwave. It's pure dogs hit really, but I fucking love it! It's a bit of a guilty pleasure , especially with all the top notch food around here, but I just can't resist it.
Also , if I grill a steak or roast a chicken, I HAVE TO get some bread and dip it into the fat and juices in the grill pan.

You are in bars at breakfast time?

Wtf

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

You are in bars at breakfast time?

Wtf

Yeah, but their Bars are more like Caffe's , although the one I normally go to is open 24 hours a day at the weekends!

For me its hot dogs. I just love hot dogs.

Fried, boiled, barbecued, nice and charred a bit, maybe 4 or 5 fat ones, charred, on real good bread with TONS ANS TONS AND TONS AND TONS OF GOOD MUSTARD.

MUSTARD MUSTARD AND MORE.....

As a rule I never eat pre prepared processed food or junk food.
But I do enjoy buttered toast with baked beans now and again.

White toblerone
(The massive one)

Scones..with loads of butter...toasted scones..

Originally Posted by imp

White toblerone
(The massive one)

Scones..with loads of butter...toasted scones..

White what ever lovely nothing wrong with a good scone mate.

Originally Posted by imp

White toblerone
(The massive one)

Scones..with loads of butter...toasted scones..

White toblerone ? don't you realise black toblerones matter to ?

Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

Originally Posted by imp

White toblerone
(The massive one)

Scones..with loads of butter...toasted scones..

White toblerone ? don't you realise black toblerones matter to ?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

@ruthless rocco

Apparently beet chips and potato salad at Sunday dog park qualify. Going to be a long Monday morning

Marmite, cheese and corned beef sandwiches

I love really cheap shitty orrible meat for some reason, I'm the same with spam, and that cheap processed pork with the slive of egg in the middle

Originally Posted by Batman

for some reason I bought some frozen donner kebab meat

Nobody is going to beat that.

we can talk about every other shit food ever devised by mankind, animalkind or insectkind. We can talk about strange delicacies, odd national foods and even desperation during starvation

nothing will even approach the depravity of what you have done

Doner kebab meat .... and I know this because I worked in an abattoir as a summer job once is made of the white stringy cartilage stuff in meat, of hooves, horns, eyeballs, and all the mucky slimy shit you scrape off the floor at the end of your shift.


And someone actually couldn't sell all this one day, so THEY FROZE IT SO PEOPLE COULD EAT IT WHEN THEY WERE SOBER.

Mate, we may as well end this thread now.

I bow to your greatness, I cannot add anything that would not be a mere piffle to your culinary braveness. I bet you would even eat Klingon food.

Originally Posted by X

Originally Posted by Batman

for some reason I bought some frozen donner kebab meat

Nobody is going to beat that.

we can talk about every other shit food ever devised by mankind, animalkind or insectkind. We can talk about strange delicacies, odd national foods and even desperation during starvation

nothing will even approach the depravity of what you have done

Doner kebab meat .... and I know this because I worked in an abattoir as a summer job once is made of the white stringy cartilage stuff in meat, of hooves, horns, eyeballs, and all the mucky slimy shit you scrape off the floor at the end of your shift.


And someone actually couldn't sell all this one day, so THEY FROZE IT SO PEOPLE COULD EAT IT WHEN THEY WERE SOBER.

Mate, we may as well end this thread now.

I bow to your greatness, I cannot add anything that would not be a mere piffle to your culinary braveness. I bet you would even eat Klingon food.

I thank you

I haven't tried it yet, I'm not really looking forward to it, I'm kind of fearful that I will like it