Thread: What are you getting your wife or girl for valentines

I've been slacking and don't like Hallmark holidays anyway but I'd like to get my wife something. She wouldn't like me to spend a lot of money. I could get away with a nice hand written card but I'm looking for something different.

You could start with a new snow blower you lazy bastard with all the snow you guys get up there

probably 8 cans of stella a chicken madras and a night of listening to some good old fashioned rock n roll, followed by an intense masturbation session.

Yeah I will be my own valentines

Originally Posted by Batman

probably 8 cans of stella a chicken madras and a night of listening to some good old fashioned rock n roll, followed by an intense masturbation session.

Yeah I will be my own valentines

@Batman your honesty is impressive. Soon, some women is going to snap u up and it will be the happiest day of her life

I've got a hockey game on Valentine's night....soooooo I guess I'll be getting her a nice comfy chair from which to watch me play hockey


Oh I'm sure I'll come up with something special for her

Originally Posted by El Kabong

I've got a hockey game on Valentine's night....soooooo I guess I'll be getting her a nice comfy chair from which to watch me play hockey


Oh I'm sure I'll come up with something special for her

Dude I got a soccer game not into soccer but it looks fun need time for my new Xbox

Like with Christmas we don't do these manufactured days. If she wants something she can buy it. It's that simple. Doesn't matter what day. She knows what she wants more than I do so why interfere?

I will get a card and hand write a 17 year appraisal of our marriage.

Originally Posted by Master

I will get a card and hand write a 17 year appraisal of our marriage.

That's pretty damn risky master, you should ask a real wordsmith to help you out, someone who San really create feeling and convey emotion through just a few words.

You guessed it, you should ask Paul Kevin to help you out.

my dick in a box

Originally Posted by Master

I will get a card and hand write a 17 year appraisal of our marriage.

Originally Posted by vidgil

my dick in a box

Is your surname Bobbit?

I'm not getting her anything, she doesn't need anything.

She already has me

Was thinking about exchanging vacuums and a dark chocolate drizzle. Maybe a card.

Originally Posted by Beanz

Originally Posted by vidgil

my dick in a box

Is your surname Bobbit?

@Beanz sorry I meant to like your bobbit joke but hit dislike