Middlesbrough Kick Arse

**SimonH** · 04-07-2006 02:00 AM

Kudos, superb result!!!

I wonder what that fan who ripped up his season ticket in front of McClaren, 8 weeks ago, is thinking now?

**smashup** · 04-07-2006 02:04 AM

Wheres my cellotape?

**SimonH** · 04-07-2006 02:41 AM

But then I suppose if you cannot come back from 3.5-0 against a Christian Gross team, perhaps it is time to quit?

**smashup** · 04-07-2006 02:43 AM

Arggghhhhhh
Please don't mention Mr Gross again
He RUINED my team a few years back

**SimonH** · 04-07-2006 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by Smashup

Arggghhhhhh
Please don't mention Mr Gross again
He RUINED my team a few years back

I use to respect you Smashup, please do not tell me you are a Yid?

X · 02-11-2009 09:41 PM

Bloke meets woman on first date and goes for a drink. Later in the car, They're kissing and snogging and she says "I want you to kiss me somwhere dirty and smelly..!!" he replies, "Fuck that!! I'm not driving to middlesborough at this time of night!!"

**yvonne** · 02-12-2009 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by X

Bloke meets woman on first date and goes for a drink. Later in the car, They're kissing and snogging and she says "I want you to kiss me somwhere dirty and smelly..!!" he replies, "Fuck that!! I'm not driving to middlesborough at this time of night!!"

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.................................... .ha

Funny as fook!!Im a northeaster through and through,but that joke is sooo funny!!Come on Boro stay up,im sure you can!