Glad you enjoyed the comment -- if it brought a smile to your face then my job is done for the day.
The fellow kept wanting someone to teach him to throw a "haymaker" yet when folks recommended he learn to throw jabs and crosses he claimed he had those down pat. The very epitome of a 'yahoo'. Or as they sometimes say in Texas, "All hat and no cattle."
Fantastic rep comment Herb, lol. I remember the great standup comic Bill Hicks (from your neck of the woodsI believe) using the title 'Yahoo' to great effect!. You've managed to bring a smile to my face this morning, outstanding!