Trunk design

If you was a boxer and you was abit of a flashy pants what would your ideal Trunk Design be....also if you had any political view or advert what would you add?

My trunks would have

Parental Guidance on both side hips

OTLEY in big bold font on the front

and eh eh!!! on the rear of the trunks

Colours would be multi colour

Job biscuit (and of course job biscuit on both boots)!!!

eh eh!!!

Sky Blue and white trim, with the Coventry City badge on the leg.

I'd have "Front" written on the front and "Back" written on the back, so I get them on the right way round.

black trunks, metallic red belt, gold lettering, and puerto rican flags on the sides

Am I the only one to find it amusing when I see 'Condom Depot' on the asses of MMA fighters?

Bit random but anyone remember how bad peter manfrado jrs trunks were v calzage?!? Id have the exact opposite to them!!

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