Pre world cup joke

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen.

They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get Tapas one
more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top off the stadium."

Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese again. If I get a Ham &
Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death.

Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as
well.

At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really
tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!"

Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny arseless bint wearing oversized
sun glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap. "Hey, don't look at
me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch."

heard that once to often but it still cracks me up ;D ;D

Yeah cause you know damn well anyone named "Posh" ain't doin a goddamn thing in the house.

But what will make me laugh the most is when England gets shut out by the US

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Originally Posted by Lyle

But what will make me laugh the most is when England gets shut out by the US

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Like i've said before. Comedy genius

....the brits will be devistated!!! IF they make it past the first round

You will not get past the group stages. Of that i am 110% confident Lyle san.

when are you in the UK Lylo?

I was supposed to be over there this summer but I am not sure if that's happening...might wait til I graduate to stay for a couple months

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Yeah cause you know damn well anyone named "Posh" ain't doin a goddamn thing in the house.

But what will make me laugh the most is when England gets shut out by the US

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Erm, you serious?

We're ranked higher, hell yeah we'll beat yall...under achievers!

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We're ranked higher, hell yeah we'll beat yall...under achievers!

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Lyle stick to stuff you actually know something about such as cheerleading and stay out of the footy threads please.

Leave the footy stuff to the Europeans and the south americans.

Thank you

I know about SOCCER...I could name loads of players on the England squad OTHER than David Beckham. I know the rules, and I got a good idea of who's going to win this summer and it ain't gonna be either the US or England.

you meen football? you know that game where you cannot use your hands and 90% of the contact with the player and ball occurs between the foot?

Or is it that game that was invented after Football and involves picking up the ball and running with it or throwing it 85% of the time and occasional kicking it?

Fuck that shit... 'soccer' and 'football'...

Its "football" and "American Football"

(the US couldn't beat a team of Amputees at 'soccer' ;) :P)

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

you meen football? you know that game where you cannot use your hands and 90% of the contact with the player and ball occurs between the foot?

Or is it that game that was invented after Football and involves picking up the ball and running with it or throwing it 85% of the time and occasional kicking it?

Fuck that shit... 'soccer' and 'football'...

Its "football" and "American Football"

(the US couldn't beat a team of Amputees at 'soccer' ;) :P)

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I think you need to give em more credit than that Adam, they got to the quarters last time, theyre better than they used to be.

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I know about SOCCER...I could name loads of players on the England squad OTHER than David Beckham. I know the rules, and I got a good idea of who's going to win this summer and it ain't gonna be either the US or England.

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BUT, Lyle, you are sounding stupid here. There is no way the US beat England. They are still a second tier team. England are second favourites behind Brazil without a doubt. England should beat anyone who gets in their way but Brazil (we're always much better in competition than friendlies). We'd also have a chance against Brazil (if someone kneecaps Ronaldinho, or else noone has a chance). Stop making ridiculous claims.....

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

you meen football? you know that game where you cannot use your hands and 90% of the contact with the player and ball occurs between the foot?

Or is it that game that was invented after Football and involves picking up the ball and running with it or throwing it 85% of the time and occasional kicking it?

F*** that S***... 'soccer' and 'football'...

Its "football" and "American Football"

(the US couldn't beat a team of Amputees at 'soccer' ;) :P)

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I think you need to give em more credit than that Adam, they got to the quarters last time, theyre better than they used to be.

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Originally Posted by Lyle

I know about SOCCER...I could name loads of players on the England squad OTHER than David Beckham. I know the rules, and I got a good idea of who's going to win this summer and it ain't gonna be either the US or England.

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BUT, Lyle, you are sounding stupid here. There is no way the US beat England. They are still a second tier team. England are second favourites behind Brazil without a doubt. England should beat anyone who gets in their way but Brazil (we're always much better in competition than friendlies). We'd also have a chance against Brazil (if someone kneecaps Ronaldinho, or else noone has a chance). Stop making ridiculous claims.....

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Yeah Lyle...you twat ;D