What jobs do people here do?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an
open
window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates into the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyse the
situation.

If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in
engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in
planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.

If they are sleeping, put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information
technology.

If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has
been
moved, put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window, put them in strategic planning.

And then last but not least. If they are talking to each other and not a

single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in top
management.

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I work in a fucking supermarket ok?!?!
Hope you happy now

stacking shelfs :(

and my boss is a fag, his boyfriend literally comes to see him in the shop everyday..

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and my boss is a fag, his boyfriend literally comes to see him in the shop everyday..

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;D

haha ;D

ur quick aren't ya?

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haha ;D

ur quick aren't ya?

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Whoop dee do, but what does it all meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen basil.

oh and till about 9 months I was a labourer/trainee road worker.

Looking for work now (any... :P) but being white, male, 19, having no criminal record and not being disabled (that I know of) and not being on the dole don't exactly make employers leap... what 'equal opportunitys' quota do I fill? ::** :P

Hopefully I'll get work in a gym soon... thats based off credentials... not what boxes you tick on the 'personal bacground' section of your job form. gonna try for that when I get qualified.

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