On his way to school Johnny finds a pair of welders goggles and puts them on, chuffed at his result.
A man in a car pulls up and says,
"Oi son do you no what buggery is",
Johnny says "no",
the man then asks "do you know what Sodomy is",
and Johnny says "no",
the man says, "do you no what roggering is",
and Johnny replies
"Look mate I'm not a real fukcing welder I've only just found these goggles".
