A little Thurdsay afternoon Joke for ya
A WOMAN WAS SHOPPING AT HER LOCAL SUPERMARKET WHERE SHE SELECTED:
A HALF-GALLON OF MILK
A CARTON OF EGGS
A QUART OF ORANGE JUICE
A HEAD OF ROMAINE LETTUCE
A 2LB CAN OF COFFEE
A 1LB PACKAGE OF BACON
SHE WAS UNLOADING HER ITEMS ON THE CONVEYOR BELT TO CHECK OUT.
A DRUNK STANDING BEHIND HER WATCHED AS SHE PLACED THE ITEMS IN FRONT OF
THE CASHIER
WHILE THE CASHIER WAS RINGING UP HER PURCHASES, THE DRUNK CALMLY STATED,
'YOU MUST BE SINGLE?'
THE WOMAN WAS A BIT STARTLED BY THE PROCLAMATION, BUT SHE WAS INTRIGUED
BY THE DERELICT'S INTUITION, SINCE SHE WAS INDEED SINGLE.
SHE LOOKED AT HER SIX ITEMS ON THE BELT AND SAW NOTHING PARTICULARLY
UNUSUAL ABOUT HER SELECTIONS THAT COULD HAVE TIPPED OFF THE DRUNK TO HER
MARITAL STATUS.
CURIOSITY GETTING THE BETTER OF HER, SHE SAID, 'WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. BUT HOW ON EARTH DID YOU KNOW THAT?'
THE DRUNK REPLIED:
'CAUSE YOU'RE FUKKIN UGLY'
Re: A little Thurdsay afternoon Joke for ya
not bad,not bad at all ;D
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
A WOMAN WAS SHOPPING AT HER LOCAL SUPERMARKET WHERE SHE SELECTED:
A HALF-GALLON OF MILK
A CARTON OF EGGS
A QUART OF ORANGE JUICE
A HEAD OF ROMAINE LETTUCE
A 2LB CAN OF COFFEE
A 1LB PACKAGE OF BACON
SHE WAS UNLOADING HER ITEMS ON THE CONVEYOR BELT TO CHECK OUT.
A DRUNK STANDING BEHIND HER WATCHED AS SHE PLACED THE ITEMS IN FRONT OF
THE CASHIER
WHILE THE CASHIER WAS RINGING UP HER PURCHASES, THE DRUNK CALMLY STATED,
'YOU MUST BE SINGLE?'
THE WOMAN WAS A BIT STARTLED BY THE PROCLAMATION, BUT SHE WAS INTRIGUED
BY THE DERELICT'S INTUITION, SINCE SHE WAS INDEED SINGLE.
SHE LOOKED AT HER SIX ITEMS ON THE BELT AND SAW NOTHING PARTICULARLY
UNUSUAL ABOUT HER SELECTIONS THAT COULD HAVE TIPPED OFF THE DRUNK TO HER
MARITAL STATUS.
CURIOSITY GETTING THE BETTER OF HER, SHE SAID, 'WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. BUT HOW ON EARTH DID YOU KNOW THAT?'
THE DRUNK REPLIED:
'CAUSE YOU'RE FUKKIN UGLY'
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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:LMAO:
:lolhaha:
that was good
