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its just aint meant 4 me. the girls that i always truly like and care about r always in love with sum1 else. it kills me--its the case with this last girl--i liked her more than anything--but of course--she has a BF--im depressed
so f*** all this monogamous bullS*** -im just gonna go 2 bars and pick up loose strange women
You leave emmas mum alone!Quote:
Originally Posted by undefeated
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA :coolclick: :lol: :lolhaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheps
ive had her mate she aint all that all she kept saying was i got to go, i have top pick Graham Emma, up from Babysitting duties.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheps
I've said it time and again...just get stuck into the big units :sumo:
Is your 'woman' a big unit?
gotta give fat birds 10 outta 10 for effort, they fuck you rotten cos they dunno wen the next cock will come along.
dont ever, and i mean ever, introduce a fat conquest to your parents.
they will never look at you in the same way again.
Going back a good few years My eldest brother had been entertaining a big unit. In the morning he parades her in the living room.......the fucker was actually pleased with his catch. I swear to god this girl buckled the door lining as she went through, doors never hung true since.
Fucking hell, have a word!! it's in the rule book; you never ever go anywhere where you may possibly bump into someone you know.
Nah :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Missy
:lolhaha: cc for that. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sheps
so you've had a big unit then? ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by beds
how do u pick up strange women? since it hasnt been my lifestyle--but is now going 2 b --wtf is a good strategy 4 an easy score
hey bro if you truly are in love with a girl you should pursue who and prove to her why she should be with you and not that loser shes with. all is fair in love and war. keep the loose strange hoez on the down low until things get worthy hahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by undefeated
Yeah and emmas cousin ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sheps
watch and observe, see if theres a women, possible louder than most, unsteady on her feet, clutching a pint, offer her another 1, if she dont grab ur arm just walk away.Quote:
Originally Posted by undefeated
if u really must pull a strange 1, make sure you wear protection.
not just crabs they carry more like the whole ocean.
and these women have slept with everyone, from the bar staff to the doorman so if u want some bragging rights u gotta last, either that or slam it in her ass and make her squell like a pig
;)