Funny joke

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."

:lol:

haha.... ;D
heard this one before but it still makes me laugh

nice. i didn't see it coming. ;D

when two very attractive women walk in

the first guy says to the second guy "i bet i could have sex with both those chicks"

to which his companion remarks "i see you fancy yourself as a ladies man huh?"

the first guy replies "oh heavens no........I'm a rapist"

A little girl is talking to her mother and says, "Mommy, I just found out our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut!" The mother is in shock, but tries to keep her cool. The mother says, "You mean it's small?" The little girl replies, "No, it's salty."

What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's cock?

So, I was screwing my sister, see, and she turns her head around and say's "You've got a bigger dick than Dad". I said, "Yeah, I know. Mom told me".

A highschool kid wants to use the family car to take his girlfriend out that weekend so he asks his Dad if he can borrow the car. His Dad says, "You know the routine..." , so the kid gets down and starts sucking his Johnson-bar. He gets a disgusted look on his face and says, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit !", to which the old man replied, "Oh damn, that's right, I already promised the car to your sister".

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."