Announcing name

Hi guys I need some help here,for a speaking exercise I need to announce my that way that no one will forget it.
Any suggestions?

Not sure what you're asking fella?

well I have to do a speaking exercise and one of the things that has to be included is saying your name that way the teacher and the other students won't forget it.I know it's pretty vague I don't have a clue how to do.

INROOOOOOOOOOO juicing... da one... dee only.... Math to the ee ass (izzee)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I PRESENT TO YOU THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER LIVE, HE BEAT TIGER WOODS AT GOLF, HE KNOCKED OUT MIKE TYSON IN HIS PRIME, HE BEAT IAN THORPE IN A SWIMMING RACE AND BEAT ROGER FEDERER IN A TENNIS MATCH, HE IS THE ONE AND ONLY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHIIIIIIIAAAAS ! ;D

cc both.I gonna do it a like Snakey said,cocky ass hell.
Thanks guys

As you announce your name, show a really controversial/funny/etc picture...

Or get them to say your name whilst throwing sweets at (to) them.

My name is __________.  The first perosn who calls me anything but ___________ is going to get busted in the booger castle by one of these (shake your fist and smile maniacally).  Now folks, I know some of you can easily kick my teeth out, but that won't stop me from sticking my fist up your right nostril should you call me other name except ________.

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

As you announce your name, show a really controversial/funny/etc picture...

Or get them to say your name whilst throwing sweets at (to) them.

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They'll be calling you Wonka for the next 10 years if you do that.

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

As you announce your name, show a really controversial/funny/etc picture...

Or get them to say your name whilst throwing sweets at (to) them.

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Maybe I'll try that one with the sweets :)

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Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

My name is __________. The first perosn who calls me anything but ___________ is going to get busted in the booger castle by one of these (shake your fist and smile maniacally). Now folks, I know some of you can easily kick my teeth out, but that won't stop me from sticking my fist up your right nostril should you call me other name except ________.

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cc that's a good one too,that way they'll never ever forget

rap it. ;D

Get some of those pants you can tear off super quickly and wear a thong with 'mathias' on your crotch.

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Originally Posted by AdamGB

Get some of those pants you can tear off super quickly and wear a thong with 'mathias' on your crotch.

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If I had the thong I'd do it ;)

Say that you used to be called Mathias, but you now wish to be known as Ali Al-Hamdan Zaqua and that you devote your life to rooting out and exterminating the infidel.