FIRST ANUAL REALNESS AWARDS
BUM EXTERMINATOR AWARD
awarded to the man whose work in the field of bum removal did the most to help remove bums from the spotlight...
the winner is...
COTTO :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
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JOBBER CREATION AWARD...
awarded to the man who solidifies the jobber status of those previously referred to as prospects
the winner is...
BIG VLADDY WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO :D :D :D
he is honored for his fine work of relegating brock to jobber status as well as finally placing chris byrd where he belongs
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FUTURE OF REALNESS AWARD...
awarded to the man who has proven he is destined to have a future inclusive of much realness...
the winner is...
SULTAN IBRAGIMOV!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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OBSCURE REALNESS AWARD
awarded to the most obscure and unknown charecter to exzibit evidence of intense levels of realness...
the winner is...
PORNSAWAN KRATINGDAENGYMN :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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UNDERATED HOLDER OF SUPREME REALNESS AWARD
awarded to the most underated holder of supreme realness...
the winner is...
KID DIAMOND RAIYMKULOV :D :D :D
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FUTURE REALNESS INCREASE AWARD
awarded to the man who is destined to have an extreme increase of realness in the near future, but who is also already the holder of an inordinate amount of realness
the winner is...
EDNER CHERRY :D :D :D
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SUPREME REALNESS AWARD...
the most prestigious award, awarded to the man who showed a constant supply of unmatchable realness
the winner is...
ZAB JUDAH :D
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SUPREME CAREER ENDING REALNESS AWARD...
the most prestigious award, awarded to the man whos career has ended and the realness of the end of his career is undeniable
the winner is...
ZAB JUDAH :D
Fixed it for 'ya. ;)
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Ah! come on Sal...
I was just starting to have fun.... Why did you leave? :(
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i didnt leave, i got some more beer
also, i laughed at ur non-sense, but its just that, non-sense, he will be back in 07 :D :D :D :D :D
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cc#481 for the good Zab joke about him returning.
Whatchu drinking on?
It's 1:28 a.m. here Sunday and I'm drinking a glass of Alize it's cognac with a mix of fruti juice.
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its 438 am here and im drinking budweiser and some whiskey
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its 438 am here and im drinking budweiser and some whiskey
:coolclick: for the east coast residence
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cc#481 for the good Zab joke about him returning.
Whatchu drinking on?
It's 1:28 a.m. here Sunday and I'm drinking a glass of Alize it's cognac with a mix of fruti juice.
Alzie - what Tupacs rapped about?
Ginger & hennessey... mmm
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The Kinf of Beers. 8)
I was drinking Bud and Newkie last night... first proper drinking session since JULY! :/ :P
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cc#481 for the good Zab joke about him returning.
Whatchu drinking on?
It's 1:28 a.m. here Sunday and I'm drinking a glass of Alize it's cognac with a mix of fruti juice.
Alzie - what Tupacs rapped about?
Ginger & hennessey... mmm
alize is like a flavored blue liquor, they also make a cogniac or some shit like that
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If you leave Wlad & Cotto off of that list...you could change the title on the entire post to "Boxing's Biggest Chumps" & clear all that mess up.