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About to go on the piss but here's a couple of gags before I go - merry xmas one and all. Be careful out there ;)
Bloke goes into a jewellers and says "Can I buy a watch please ?"
Jeweller says "Analogue ?"
Bloke says "No - just a watch "
!!!!!!!!!!
Two blokes looking in a car showroom window
"That's the one I'd get" says one of them
However a passing cyclops overheard and kicked the fuck out of him !!!
goodnight and god bless ;)
how do you know when the vegtables are cooked!!!
the wheelchairs float to the top
;)
good ones~ O0
Mark TKO you are one of a kind...
;D
OK, so the other two are pretty good gags....but can someone explain the cyclops one for me? I don't gerrit... :'(
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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
the one fellow says to the other " Thats the one eyed get"
The passing Cyclops took offense and danced on his snatch box.. at least that my interpretation .. Pretty damn clever ! LMFAO ! O0
Too right it's pretty damn clever! No wonder I didn't understand....i suppose it works on a aural level better. I was just thinking as I looked atthe thread's title, that it would be suitable for something really sick and twisted. Enough to make someone gag.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lords Gym
Hyme in the synagouge talking to God. God Ive asked you the last 3 weeks to let me win the Lottery Im a good Jewish boy and helped put a roof on this place. But Im in big trouble the wife has left me , Im going bankrupt Im in big trouble help me. A LOUD VOICE REPLYS HYME MEET ME HALF WAY BUY A FUCKING TICKET.
love it !Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrap
its like the preacher sitting next to the fighters mother at the match.. mom turns to the preachers and say.. would you pray from my son to win.. he said sure, sure but it would help if he could punch ! ;) O0