Violent Demise, Landmine 950, & BoxingGod...or whoever he is this week...

Lot's of good suggestions...especially on the last page...but landmine950 (which in Russian cavemen translates to "needs caveman sized buttplug to fill gaping would left by Valuev") ruined the discussion (as he always fucking does) by taunting Violent Demise (which translates into "Whatever Violent Demise wants VD get's...as long as he has enough cash to pay a guy to photo an auto I don't own & enough left over cash from my mom's credit card to pay these escorts to pose with me to prove a point to some other glory hound") over some blatant stupidity, just had to go & ruin a good thing by fighting over rights to be deemed "Valuev's manlove slave".

That being said...I've grouped those post together & moved them over to Let's get it on so that VD & Landmine can sort it out over there...quite honestly...because it was pretty damned funny.

:coolclick: s to both...so go over there & sort it out...I have a few answers for you...BWOYZ also.

So here we go...have fun reading the retarditiy!!!! It's pretty fun...& it all began with this:

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Originally Posted by landmine950

don't be dumpin NOTHIN!
run the thread!!! Im a few Vodkas behind ya...onmy....lts see....i dunno 10th double maybe...
I like it..hey Im here aint I!
the one thing maybe you could change....although I know they say its not relaly a persons fault...they arer born that way/...


YOUR TOTAL GAYNESS!!


LMAO!!
just kiddin.. lOL!!

HEY I wouldn'y mind some feedback as long as its all positive and people tellin me how much they like my sh1t posts!!
(actually I hav etried to make it a better (and funnier) place)

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Okay...your posts are shit posts...especially all the Valuev ones.

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Members with little girl feelings that tend to easily get hurt are the problem. They need to toughen the F*** up. And that right there, Wack is some no holds barred truth. And yes Violent D is now officially drunk. And it was the Mexican made Don Patron that did it. And yes, Violent D uses the spell check button. To correct the little typos he makes in an altered state of mind. And to make sure ya'll muthafuckas aren't denied the chance to understand Violent D's posts of truth.

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Yes my friend...but YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU can't handle the truth...also...why you always gotta start talkin bout holdin on to some man in some bar? Heh heh heh.

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Originally Posted by landmine950

Violent disease......
So when Valuev beats Wlad....what are you going to do????
send us picks of you wearing a wig in a gay bar with sprinkles on your nipples??
come on!!! step up to the plate!!

LMAO!

(laughing at your name again!!lol!!)

I should talk about teh smaller gusy more but I'm too lazy.

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And here's the stupidity that got the posts removed to another thread.

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Originally Posted by landmine950

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

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Originally Posted by landmine950

Violent disease......
So when Valuev beats Wlad....what are you going to do????
send us picks of you wearing a wig in a gay bar with sprinkles on your nipples??
come on!!! step up to the plate!!

LMAO!

(laughing at your name again!!lol!!)

I should talk about teh smaller gusy more but I'm too lazy.

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Is that the same gay bar where you were seen wearing a little catholic school girl skirt, sitting on Valuev lap perming his chest hair? Oh, you taught nobody knew huh? You were wrong. Just like you wrong about "The Least of the East." Valuev. The guy has little to no chance against Wlad. All he has is his size. He's a poor man's Tye Fields.

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LMFAO out loud.


That's! some funny sh1t!!
I like you again...your an ok guy...(for a Wlad rim jobbing homo)

And hey!! I liek Tye fields! damn near made a vegas triop to see him.
and it wasn;t catholic...it was reform school...

Oh and ANYBODY! has a chance against Wlad unless he wears a chin strap into the ring. cuz' that MF can be KO'd the F3ck out! period!!
UNLIKE Valuev who is...what is it now? 45..46..49!! and F#ckin ZERO!! with no losses!!! never mind THREE! ....on the ground drooling,what happened,is mommy here,where's my wallet. is there a taxi on the way,gee the ref has big lips,... K the F#ck OH's!

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Those 3 ko's come with valid excuses. His first one came when he was young and didn't know how to pace himself. It happens. Against Brewster, everybody knows Wlad was kicking his a** pretty easy. That is until the poison kick in, I believe around the 5th round. The vasaline that plugged up his pores also didn't help. As for the Sanders fight? Corrie cheated. He was fighting backwards. He wasn't fighting normal. It was almost like he was left handed or something. Wlad got confused. Not only that but Sanders moved a lot faster than any normal fat would. That's not fair. Fat guys don't move at that speed. If that wasn't enough, Sanders being the cheater that he is has to go out and hit Wlad in the chin. What the F*** is that? Wlad is a white European fighter. Name me a white European fighter with a good chin. There ain't one cuz they don't exist. Sanders should of maned up and try to beat Wlad with a body attack or something. But he took the pussy's route and hits Wlad in the chin. The F****** coward.

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OK..It's official..I love you! remind iof of this next time I'm drunk and firget and call you a wlad nut licker or something!
Vasaline!!!lol..lol.....plugged his homohole!!lol..lol....
spat up a damn good mouthfull of Vodka coke over thi spost! uypu owe me!!

you knoe\ your really fu#cked up whe nyou try to tyope teh word you and eb\nd up with..........uypu! lol!


just re read your sh1t...
stilllaughinh.....

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...and another.

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Originally Posted by BoxingGod

what we need less of though, are a bunch of drunks or internet tough gays. atleast less of them here on boxing talk. kinda annoying when peeps talk about they are drunk while chatting I mean first of u gotta be a real loser drinking alone second of you could be jst a plain loser pretending to be drunk to get a good feel and chat b.s with another loser. third who wants to chat while drinking? I mean who does that in the realz? jkldn kusoj hsjfl is that S*** suppose to prove ur really drunk? LOSERS no holds bar. being realz.

the forum is great but we got weirdos that make this place either entertaining or annoying.

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Total pot calling the kettle black Pac!

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Ayy wack i know other thingg we can doo wiyh outt bitch a** dogg eating groupies that change there name on a weekly basis annd creattee other acouunts too bacc himsellf up. bitch a** muthafucka don'tt realise that no body respeccs him and is one of thhe forumms moronic posters. boxingfraud thinkks he a gangster cuz he bangs online. bitch a** ***** woulkd get murdered onn thee fuccing streeettss

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Agreed...100%

Tries to piss everyone off & then play all nice when others retaliate.

Always get's me especially. Thoroughly done with him though.

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Originally Posted by landmine950

Now since ya kinda got me pissed off. (I sober up fast.)

Pulled your last 10 posts. THESE are you actual quotes. Check them if you doubt me.
lets see.. these are quotes from your posts. Really tryin' to make freinds here huh! Maybe you should have a drink..or 3!




1. damn what's your problem?
2. you got it bad
3. get a life, stop hating damn prick.
4. go stick a branch up ur a$$
5. hide behind a tree A$$WHORE!
6. I don't care about what everyone is saying
7. wow you guys totally killed the topic
8. yup YOUR A IDIOT!
9. its ok after just a few more hating, nobody will here from u again!
10. so no point at really replying to you.

So I see your really a nice guy....and everyone must like you...NOT

Remember When I backed you on a post? when you were getting dissed and hacked?

Don't like funny drunk guys? gee that's not what you said before!

Heres some of your quotes to me before!

there are times when I just feel like laughing even when I have no idea
what another drunk forum member is talking about,
and this is one of those times.
it just seems like a good idea landmine
you are brilliant what ever you meant.
you just gave the best idea possible.
fits this sh1t post brilliant just brilliant.

I dunno.....feel better now......think I'll have another drink..

want one?

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wow landmine u did your research (aww my past post brings back good memories) you are brilliant landmine, seem like ur typing pretty well now huh. haha this is another time I feel like laughing at another drunk(pretending maybe) forum member.

that shows u really have lots of time in your hands to dig up a few of my post wow you can't possbly be drunk to do that aye? ahah

landmine ur actually the entertaining drunk forum member or atleast u claim to be drunk. ooh I wasn't offended I was jst speaking my mine landmine. I guess u was offended since u was piss right? that comment about star trek and planning how to lose virginity ahaha that's a good one, I'm still laughing at that one.

ooh when u back me up on a post thanks butta u was the first to bash me on that same topic,then v.d and wacko jump in being typical v.d and wacko to me.

(sarcastic) hmm. make sense now?

v.d as for u, ur the forum virus I stop reading ur post long ago so whatever u wrote it probubly included the word mutherfucker or ur treatening another member...ahaha

where's wacko? you missing out,(prolly past out drowling on his keyboards) I think this no holds bar thing you created is brilliant. everyone can be themselves v.d can keep cursing and acting tough landmine can be his confuse self and yea one big happy saddo members ^-^

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Your'e both at fault here. Have fun sorting this out.

NO HOLDS BARRED FOR REAL HERE!!!

Let's Get It On! You need to keep this shit over there & learn some forum ediquette. Seriously...many of you are bordering on being banned...don't do that because you are in your own ways...some more than others...valueable to this forum...this thread is here for you to sort out your problems.

hey this kind of thing brings us so much closer then before aww group hug everybody ahaha ;D







hey no a$s pinching >:mad

LOL.....I think I heard two 14 years olds having the same arguement but instead of Wlad and Nicolay they were talking about Wolverine and Spiderman......Those two are definatly a trip.....VD is an Touchy little S***....Who always wants things his way...If he was a girl he could have played Veruca Salt in Willy Wonka....
But he is still my boy...Even if 95% of my arguements on this board are with him.. ::**

Landmine IMO is a decent guy but like VD once he gets an opinion no matter what anyone else says he refuses to aagree or give anyone else credit for their opp as well.....He is the "Well if I don't win I am taking all my toys home" kid....Or he's Nicolay Valuev himself?...because other than Nicolay he is the only one who thinks Valuev can beat Wlad.....

Either way the two of them will entertain you if your board as S***

I just dont want to hear of any Brokeback Crenshaw loving.. I mean you guys are taking the term Gangbanging to a new level... ;D hahah!!!

Nah I like all these guys.. IMO VD has paid his dues and put in his time here almost 3000 posts, if you read between the raucous insults he is very knowledgable in the fight game and again someone who pulls no punches is alright to me, a few insults here and there are good but if you notice it stays at that Violent is a man of his word and that means more to me than Some elegant articulate high Flouting Hotsy Totsy politicaly correct Bullshit!!!!

Landmine is a twisted Fuker, I love it cause Bilbo and X had the monopoly on the strangely worded artfully concokted stories and opinions I always laugh my arse off reading his posts

BoxingGod- very opinionated and abrasive just for the sake of being abrasive also I noticed he is quite the firestarter... Its all good though everyone has to master there trade ;D Forum is still better with them though..........

I think they all take it up the 'pooper' inlcuding WackOff3205..... ;)

It's all good Wack (which translates in Swahili to will swallow male organ for 40oz of King Cobra). Who says you can't get drunk and lit on a boxing forum. While your 3 sons watch the movie "Cars" on TV.

It's 2:00 pm and I just got out of bed..
My mouth tastes like the bottom of a Parrot cage.
Just re-read that sh1t.....Man it's even funny when Im hung-over.
I jumped all over...who was it? Boxing fraud cuz' he was disrepecting
WACKO for having a wee nip while on the forum. I however was thinking clearly and in a polite, rational manner. While Wacko had staggered away from the thread to go blow chunks into his aquarium. My problem is that from day to day I forget who on here I like and who is a knob-gobbler.
I come here to kill some time with people who know a bit about the sport. I try to create humourous post,with a bit of an edge.
I don't mind taking a contrary viewpoint especially if a person seems to be extreme or a bit of a "nuth#gger" . I am sending Boxing fraud a friendship braclet to wear as a peace offering. It has been hand woven from a large clump of hair from Valuevs back which the cat coughs up regularly as a massive slimy hairball.
The main thing is to have a chuckle.

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LOL.....I think I heard two 14 years olds having the same arguement but instead of Wlad and Nicolay they were talking about Wolverine and Spiderman......Those two are definatly a trip.....VD is an Touchy little S***....Who always wants things his way...If he was a girl he could have played Veruca Salt in Willy Wonka....
But he is still my boy...Even if 95% of my arguements on this board are with him.. ::**

Landmine IMO is a decent guy but like VD once he gets an opinion no matter what anyone else says he refuses to aagree or give anyone else credit for their opp as well.....He is the "Well if I don't win I am taking all my toys home" kid....Or he's Nicolay Valuev himself?...because other than Nicolay he is the only one who thinks Valuev can beat Wlad.....

Either way the two of them will entertain you if your board as S***

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I worry about a guy who not only SAW the Willy Wonka movie,but,knows the names of the female characters and the actors who played them!
How many times did you sit through that childrens movie?
Are you the guy who buys an extra large popcorn with extra "butter"
He holds the tub on his lap after he
cuts a hole in the bottom of the tub to stick his "unit" through and then he spend the evening there offering popcorn to everyone around him??
Is that you Daxx??
P.S. wacko says becareful...the salt always hurts his little "pee" hole.

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

It's all good Wack (which translates in Swahili to will swallow male organ for 40oz of King Cobra). Who says you can't get drunk and lit on a boxing forum. While your 3 sons watch the movie "Cars" on TV.

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Lucky kids

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Originally Posted by landmine950

My mouth tastes like the bottom of a Parrot cage.

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Ever had a cock-a-too in it?

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LOL.....I think I heard two 14 years olds having the same arguement but instead of Wlad and Nicolay they were talking about Wolverine and Spiderman......Those two are definatly a trip.....VD is an Touchy little S***....Who always wants things his way...If he was a girl he could have played Veruca Salt in Willy Wonka....
But he is still my boy...Even if 95% of my arguements on this board are with him.. ::**

Landmine IMO is a decent guy but like VD once he gets an opinion no matter what anyone else says he refuses to aagree or give anyone else credit for their opp as well.....He is the "Well if I don't win I am taking all my toys home" kid....Or he's Nicolay Valuev himself?...because other than Nicolay he is the only one who thinks Valuev can beat Wlad.....

Either way the two of them will entertain you if your board as S***

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I worry about a guy who not only SAW the Willy Wonka movie,but,knows the names of the female characters and the actors who played them!
How many times did you sit through that childrens movie?
Are you the guy who buys an extra large popcorn with extra "butter"
He holds the tub on his lap after he
cuts a hole in the bottom of the tub to stick his "unit" through and then he spend the evening there offering popcorn to everyone around him??
Is that you Daxx??
P.S. wacko says becareful...the salt always hurts his little "pee" hole.

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LMAO!!!! :LMAO: :lolhaha: :lol: :LMAO: :lolhaha: :lolololol:....OH Boy you are a funny one.....See Willy Wonka is a movie that has been out since I was a kid. And yes I have watched it 100 times. As have many others. You know it's kind of like the whole Rudolph Christmas special thing. You on the other hand most likely know nothing about such things. But I bet you know about other things...Like...

Being a level 3 sex offender, House arrest, Restraining orders, and aids infested crack whores.....
No worries though. I am sure you will max out on parole without a violation unless they ask to see your computer.
Now go away your a peasant who's longest relationship with a woman was ended due to your latex allergy and constant asthma attacks while inflating her for romantic evenings

You wouldn't beleive that the average age of these guys is like 25-30 would you?

Like a group of 14 year olds armed with hand bags... ::**

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You wouldn't beleive that the average age of these guys is like 25-30 would you?

Like a group of 14 year olds armed with hand bags... ::**

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Now That's funny ;D

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You wouldn't beleive that the average age of these guys is like 25-30 would you?

Like a group of 14 year olds armed with hand bags... ::**

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Now That's funny ;D

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hey thats not that funny
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