If you were a pro boxer,what cool boxing name and surname would you use?

If you became a pro boxer, what cool boxing Christian name/s and
surname/s (your own real name is excluded) would you use ?

If there's any website/s that generates funny or cool pro boxer names,
please give any links.

I'll tell ya one thing, my nickname sure as hell wouldn't be "The Latin Snake". ::**

Go to boxrec and search for names, just type in anything, you'd be surprised at some of the results it trows up.

Hitler The Killer is probably my all time fav. You'll notice that none of the ones with really off the wall names are any good.

We had this before and I think I went with my own name

Matt "Im gonna fucking vegtabalise you, you cunt" Cotterell..........has a certain je ne sais quoi.

The entrance music thread is always a good one too. Ive yet to see anyone top Steelies 'I wanna sex you up' by Color me bad ;D

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Originally Posted by Memphis

Go to boxrec and search for names, just type in anything, you'd be surprised at some of the results it trows up.

Hitler The Killer is probably my all time fav. You'll notice that none of the ones with really off the wall names are any good.

We had this before and I think I went with my own name

Matt "Im gonna fucking vegtabalise you, you cunt" Cotterell..........has a certain je ne sais quoi.

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Love that thread I found a few. the ones I remember most were 'Hitler The Killer' good one Memphis, 'The Molester', 'The Hamburgler', 'Spoonie', 'Farmers Log'......

Ring entrances, WackOff3205 said he would walk to the ring to 'I touch myself' by Blondie ;D

I'd walk out to either "No easy way out" by Robert Tepper, from the Rocky IV movie.

OR

"TNT" by AC/DC.

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

Ring entrances, WackOff3205 said he would walk to the ring to 'I touch myself' by Blondie ;D

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:lolhaha:

CC quality that ;D

EVER HEARD OF THAT AUSSIE FIGHTER "CHRIS P. BACON"? DONT THINK THE NUTTERS EVEN GOT AMIDDLE NAME JUST STUCK THE P IN FOR A LAUGH.

"Cap'n Sweaty"

John "Does it have to stay hetero?" Ruiz

I can see it now......Coming down the isle with all my title belts draped around me.....surrounded by women and a barricade of police protecting me from my fans....

Music blasting in the background and the whole arena singing along to the tune of No Respect by Rodney Dangerfield

Michael Buffer announces my name and draws out my name...DAXX "NOOOO NUUUTTTTSSSS" KAAAAHN" REAL LOUD AND LONG...as my wife smiles from ringside with the satisfaction that the whole world now knows she has taken away everything including my man hood as I am knocked senseless by the mere touching of the gloves :stars:.....Then I go back to my hotel room to relax :stonedsmilie: with a ringcard girl :gorgeous: hoping my wife doesnt find out what room I am in :oooh: after telling reporters how she is going to spend my purse

Brash Knuckles.

Ohhh..Oh Man this shiz has had me crying... Haha

I don't think I would have a nick name but I found by chanse the 101 Greatest Boxing Nicknames.

101 Greatest Boxing Nicknames

Boxers are among the most colorful athletes in all of sports, so it should come as no surprise that they also have the best nicknames. Here is a list of 101 of the greatest nicknames in boxing history:

Andrew "Six Heads" Lewis
Arturo "Thunder" Gatti
"Baby" Joe Mesi
Beast from the East (Nikolay Valuev)
Bernard "The Executioner" Hopkins
"Big" George Foreman
Bobby "No Dice" Chacon
Butterbean (Eric Esch)
Darnell "The Ding-a-Ling Man" Wilson
Davarryl "Touch of Sleep" Williamson
Donovan "Razor" Ruddock
El Terrible (Erik Morales)
Evander "Real Deal" Holyfield
Everett "Bigfoot" Martin
Explosive Thin Man (Alexis Arguello)
"Ferocious" Fernando Vargas
"Gentleman" Jim Corbett
Hands of Stone (Roberto Duran)
Hector "Macho" Camacho
Homicide Hank (Henry Armstrong)
Iran "The Blade" Barkley
"Irish" Micky Ward
"Iron" Mike Tyson
James "Bonecrusher" Smith
James "Buster" Douglas
James "Hard Rock" Green
James "Lights Out" Toney
James "Quick" Tillis
Jeff "Left Hook" Lacy
Jerry "Wimpy" Halstead
Jersey Joe Walcott (Arnold Cream)
John "The Beast" Mugabi
Jose "Mantequilla" Napoles
Juan "The Hispanic Causing Panic" Lazcano
Laila "She Be Stinging" Ali
Lance "Mount" Whitaker
Mark "Too Sharp" Johnson
"Marvelous" Marvin Hagler
"Merciless" Ray Mercer
Michael "Dynamite" Dokes
Michael "Second to" Nunn
Mike "The Body Snatcher" McCallum
Mike "The Bounty" Hunter
Mitch "Blood" Green
No Mas (Roberto Duran)
Nonpareil (Jack Dempsey)
O'Neil "Give 'em Hell" Bell
Owen "What the Heck" Beck
Pac-Man (Manny Pacquaio)
"Prince" Naseem Hamed
"Bazooka" (Rafael Limon and, later, Ike Quartey
Raging Bull (Jake LaMotta)
Randall "Tex" Cobb
Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini
Renaldo "Mister" Snipes
Riddick "Big Daddy" Bowe
Ronald "Winky" Wright
Rubin "Hurricane" Carter
Smokin' Joe (Joe Frazier)
Sugar Ray (Ray Robinson and, later, Ray Leonard)
Sweet Pea (Pernell Whitaker)
Terrible (Tim Witherspoon)
The Acorn (Earnie Shavers)
The Ambling Alp (Primo Carnera)
The Atomic Bull (Oliver McCall)
The Baby-Faced Assassin (Marco Antonio Barrera)
The Bayonne Bleeder (Chuck Wepner)
The Black Assassin (Stanley Ketchel)
The Boogieman (Jesse Ferguson)
The Boston Tar Baby (Sam Langford)
The Boxing Banker (Calvin Brock)
The Brockton Blockbuster (Rocky Marciano)
The Brown Bomber (Joe Louis)
The Cincinnati Flash (Ezzard Charles)
The Cinderella Man (James Braddock)
The Count of Monte Fisto (Apollo Creed)
The Easton Assassin (Larry Holmes)
The Flushing Flash (Kevin Kelley)
The Golden Boy (Oscar de la Hoya)
The Greatest (Muhammad Ali)
The Hawk (Aaron Pryor)
The Hitman (Tommy Hearns and, later, Ricky Hatton)
The Italian Stallion (Rocky Balboa)
The Living Death (Lew Jenkins)
The Louisville Lip (Muhammad Ali)
The Magic Man (Antonio Tarver)
The Manassa Mauler (Jack Dempsey)
The Mongoose (Archie Moore)
The Motor City Cobra (Tommy Hearns)
The Nigerian Nightmare" (Samuel Peter)
The President (Ike Ibeabuchi)
The Quiet Man (John Ruiz)
The Rock (Hasim Rahman)
The Sweet Swatter from Sweetwater, Texas (Lew Jenkins)
The Truth (Carl Williams)
The Undertaker (Harry Wills)
The Wild Bull of the Pampas (Luis Firpo)
Tommy "The Duke" Morrison
TNT (Tony Tubbs and Tony Tucker)
Two Ton Tony (Tony Galento)
Vinny "The Pazmanian Devil" Pazienza

What about "The Blonde Bombshell"---Ike Quartey by Larry Merchant