Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

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03-13-2007, 05:39 PM
Jimanuel Boogustus

Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

http://www.onlineconfession.org/confess.php :angel:
03-13-2007, 07:37 PM
jbirdy

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop. :-\
03-13-2007, 07:57 PM
CutMeMick

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

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Originally Posted by jbirdy

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop. :-\

I didn't know that was a sin ???
03-13-2007, 07:58 PM
hitmanhatton

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

maybe it was cus she was fat lol
03-13-2007, 09:20 PM
Tito BHB

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

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Originally Posted by jbirdy

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop. :-\

Lol..I call that lucky..You narrowly escaped ploughing a fat bird! :P
03-13-2007, 11:20 PM
jbirdy

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

my mate reckons everyone should sleep with someone heavier than them in their lives but thank fuck i didn't go all the way last night. i was still gutted this morning though.

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbirdy

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop. :-\

I didn't know that was a sin ???

not quite a sin mate but still something i regret and will be swiftly sweeping under the rug ;D
03-13-2007, 11:57 PM
Tito BHB

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

Lol..I guess your man is right...You have got to slam at least one big ol munter...

You know the ' I havnt pulled atall tonight and im bringing home a fat bitch seen through seven pairs of beers goggles.. and you still know shes a munter'.... lol

Tell ya what though...They appreciate it more... Cos they dont know when they gona get it next ..lol
Peace
03-14-2007, 01:53 AM
amat

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

I've never thought a fat chick looked good drunk :-\ Can't say the same about ugly girls but that's a different issue entirely.

Only time I've ever had a fat chick run in was a night I can't remember. And I still didn't do anything....I hope :-X
03-14-2007, 02:09 AM
Scrap

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

Ive never been to bed with a fat ugly bird but woke up with a few.
03-14-2007, 03:12 AM
Lords Gym

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

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Originally Posted by Scrap

Ive never been to bed with a fat ugly bird but woke up with a few.

LOL... you know it ‘s bad when you attempt to gnaw your own arm off in the morning , so you don't waken it ;D
03-14-2007, 05:24 AM
Gandalf

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

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Originally Posted by Scrap

Ive never been to bed with a fat ugly bird but woke up with a few.

;D
03-14-2007, 07:23 AM
CountryBoy

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

I'm really Tommy Morrison
03-14-2007, 11:00 AM
Jimanuel Boogustus

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbirdy

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop. :-\

Dude, stay away from the cans of wife beater. Too much flacid acid ;)
03-15-2007, 06:14 AM
El Kabong

Re: Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbirdy

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop. :-\

Whiskey dick

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