Has anyone noticed the startling similarities between Bill Clinton's Autobiography "My Life" and the plot of "Titanic"?
Titanic DVD:...... £9.99
Clinton book:..... £9.99
Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to watch
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:...... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:...... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:...... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:...... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:...... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton :..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica....er ...... let's not go there, either.
Titanic:...... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:.......Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
