Ok I ain't got S*** to do and the site isn't that busy so here it goes:
Despite what you may think i've been a science and math nerd just about my whole life. Now some people like finding answers to thing like this plsu this equals this and they're happy with that answer. I don't like explaining things with numbers and time because both of them were just tools created by man to explain the world around him (this leads to my secondary theory).
So one night i'm up late (like i usually am) and was thinking about how everything began. Now the currently accepted theroy is the big bang. Thats all fine and dandy but you can't just have mass explode thats just chilling there it HAS to come from somewhere. So i took the inverted formula of einsteins theory (essentially changing E = mc2 to E/c2 = M) and came up with this: If you can alter mass to emit huge levels of energy there must be an even more impressive way of converting energy into mass. Now a very important "scientific" law in all this is that matter cannot be created or destroyed but more significantly in the same law it states that mass and energy can't just disappear from an event meaning that mass and energy are very much realted to each other.
My first theory:
There was an energy source in the universe (the question where did this energy come from is what also lead me to the second theory). Now this thing isn't light or heat or sound but its a very powerful and concentrated force. It is my belief that with the pre determined amount of mass and energy in the universe, you can convert one into the other and vice versa but only so that you don't upset the balance (basically if you turned everything in the universe to energy or mass you would get the same measurements of their respective forms everytime you switch all of one to all of the other. More simply, everytime you switch to all energy you get 300 energy units and everytime you switch everything to mass you get 3 mass units. Those numbers don't have values im just showing that nothing is created or destroyed in the process rather it is just changed within its means.)
The space this energy existed in had no volume because for volume to be relavent there has to be mass. So this energy was converted to mass (and by mass i mean very minute quark or something smaller if there is such a thing) and the course of einsteins theroy of gravity takes place. This once empty space has mass in it and the resulting curve of the universe sets off a chain reaction and peice by peice everything starts showing up curving the space more and more making the way this objects react with each other more complex. Now unlike in the big bang theory, these initial starting blocks DID NOT unify into a single gas cloud but the mass itself was fairly small and, probably from the high amounts of energy being inducted into it, highly unstable going thru multiple phases of fission and fusion. Some elements took on a lot of mass solidified and stayed big attracting more and more mass to itself while others stayed light because of a rapid firing off of particles and remained gases (some stable like the noble ones and by stable i mean they found a way to keep a steady level of energy and not keep the rapid firing processes of others) in the current form of the universe. Now in order to see this stuff the right way, you have to think of things on a microscopic and extremely huge scale simultaneously. Seeing small particles doing this all over the place on a huge scale is how i came up with this.
Sounds good right? Only one problem: Where did the energy come from to pull off all of this and how is it that non living matter gave form to life "randomly" as some scientists state?
Second theory:
The initial energy source that started this whole mess chose to do this. After this huge creation of different types of mass and energy, there's sound energy but how can a simple peice of matter know that its out there and adapt the ability to hear it? There's kinetic energy but how can matter learn to feel it? There's light but how can it know to see it? Now this energy isn't an "all powerful and all knowledgable god" but instead it is the energy behind thought and invention (basically this thing is only as smart as the smartest creature alive in the universe).
How can i come up with that? How is it that creatures of an "all knowing god" can come up with numbers and other things that describe how something in a world that it "alledgedly didn't help co create" work. The fact that humans have to ability to invent works well with this too. Try picturing a blue table in your mind with your eyes open and without actually looking at a table. Now you don't physically see a table but you can mentally see what a table should look like. Thats the initail "all knowing" energy behind this mess we call a universe. The ability to remember, The ability to come up with thoughts that have never been expressed before, The ability to dream and see things that you've never seen before yet sometimes you end up seeing it in your life at a later time all come from this.
There i've successfully covered why everything is the way it is. Now i'll open the floor to questions and i'm prepared to take a barage of hate mail and sad clicks so bring it on. ;D I'll share some cool antimatter thoughts if the questions come up.