An Aussie thursday night pub crawl!

So a couple of my mates just turned 18 so me and another mate take em out for their first night in a pub. We hit one pub, have a couple of drinks (i think mainly rum coz that stuff tastes good from the tap ;D ) after being asked for id. Anyway one of the newbies (just turned 18 a couple of days ago) drops his first drink so we are thinkin you know this happens, hes new to the pub. We go to another one but only so one of the newbies can get money from the room hes stayin at. And again the other newbie drops a drink...this time claims to have been tryin to push it or slide it....yeah lol ;D So we make our way to another pub but what just happens to be between us and the pub....SUBWAY! We duck in and get a foot long each and after a bunch of foot long jokes we are on our way to the next pub. We make it and straight away grab a drink and play some pool...no dropped drinks here, pretty uneventful. We hit our last pub which is mainly spent playing the pokies, the first time ive ever played them. Put one dollar into one machine, got 8 back. Put another dollar in another machine, get 7 back. Put another dollar into another machine get 5 back. Talk about fuckin luck, where as my mates next to me are putting 10 bucks in and 20 bucks in and getting shit all back ;D We leave this pub coz one of my mates doesnt like the song (not a very good reason for leavin a pub but meh ;D ). We walk to a gas station, hang a piss then some dickhead drives past that we know so my mate yells out "YA FUCKIN FAGGOT!". They pull over and drive back to us at the gas station. The guy gets out of the passenger seat and starts goin off. I know the driver so im goin to talk to him and im tryin to be nice to the fuckwit who just got out and he goes "shut up fuckwit" :o ...he called the snakeman a fuckwit! This is all well and good when im sober, but im drunk...this shit aint on. So i keep tryin to be nice and then he goes 'what the fuck did you say" and im like ok this is fuckin it, and he starts sayin shit and walking towards me and i just "DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE COCK SUCKER!" and hes shittin himself now so he walks away and tries shit with my mate who tries to avoid shit and just lets him say shit and ignores him, eventually the guy walks off. But the guys gf or something....couldnt tell whether the bitch was his gf or fuckin bf ;D comes over and is whinging about what my mate said and im like "look tell him to get the fuck over it, theres cameras here so he better not do anything. If he wants to do something, he can come around the side and ill punch the fuck out of him ;D " She shut up, i called him some names and he didnt even try shit hehe ;D Got a lift home and now im typing this shit....please forgive my rambling but i am bored ;D

Who the fak are you?

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Originally Posted by Memphis

Who the fak are you?

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YOUR DADDY BITCH! ;D


Man i was fuckin drunk when i wrote that ;D So much rambling, oh well shit happens ;D

My Daddy died a couple of years back you cruel fucker. Now Im going to hunt you down and cut out your liver and eat it with some fava beans and a nice glass of doctor pepper.

;D

I went out with the lads for the first time in ages last weekend. I was much like a stumbling fumbling teenager on his first pint. Dreadfull way for a man of my years to carry on.

Cool story!! You type pretty coherently drunk!! I have to read back over my ramblings like 3 times when i'm sober to make sure they make sense..

Anyway, the girlfriend part reminds me of a few months ago when I was driving with a friend and I was driving past a bunch of guys and I heard them all yelling as I heard this bang on my car... I figured one of them had thrown something at my car which anyone who ownes a car would know that some drunk bastards throwing something at it would make u freakin insane, so I span the car round and in a flash was ripping on the brakes next to them, got out and started freakin out on them... Anyway they all kinda shat themselves and were saying that they were yelling out for me to watch out as their was a large bit of metal on the road (which after i'd calmed down later I realised they were right and hadn't thrown anything)... But at the time I was crazy mad and took it as BS..
Anyway, just when sh!t starts to calm down, this freakin fat bitcHH comes charging through between 2 of the guys and pushed me pretty decently in the chest and starts yelling like a dumb bitcHH to f'k off and stop messing with her friends... I was absolutely stunned as I didn't even know there was a girl there, and I was shocked that after all the guys had poo'd there pants, this freakin girl charges through ready to smash me one! anyway, I had absolutely no idea how to react, as even in fired up crazy mode, hitting a girl just doesn't register.... So anyway, a few guys took care of it by dragging her away telling her to calm down... Then I drove off.. I felt kinda dumb getting pushed around by a girl and not doing anything about it, but even if I had the moment over a thousand times, I still wouldn't of done anything back to her.. So it's all cool.. Although the guys probably feel pretty pi$$ weak having their fat friend stand up for them...

Anyway that's my rambling done for the night.. I too have had a few drinks tonight but not drunk so this should all mostly make sense.