Who was Jesus ?

Not a religious person but i Once threatened to Slap my Girlfriend for Blasphemy .

Just saying Jesus does make a comeback what should he sort out 1st ?

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Is it mans obligation to himself to confront and defeat the above should we be allowed to keep Stemcells and Umbilical Cords in the freezer so we can wipe out Herpies and Diarrhoea?

Alot of Nutters out there would say no but i say man has an inquisitive nature and if Jesus did create us all then he gave us our tenacity to overcome obstacles and our enduring love for our kin to want to do better .

Things he'd probably want rid of like Porn would be a small price to pay for peace , decent air to breath and not having to feel guilty when i watch the new's .

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Originally Posted by Swashbuckling Gordy

Not a religious person but i Once threatened to Slap my Girlfriend for Blasphemy .

Just saying Jesus does make a comeback what should he sort out 1st ?

Pollution
War
My Batting Average .
The Hungry
Prejudice
Racism
Disease
All Windows software
Polar Ice caps


Is it mans obligation to himself to confront and defeat the above should we be allowed to keep Stemcells and Umbilical Cords in the freezer so we can wipe out Herpies and Diarrhoea?

Alot of Nutters out there would say no but i say man has an inquisitive nature and if Jesus did create us all then he gave us our tenacity to overcome obstacles and our enduring love for our kin to want to do better .

Things he'd probably want rid of like Porn would be a small price to pay for peace , decent air to breath and not having to feel guilty when i watch the new's .

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he may have lived but he was no son of god.....because there is no god.......hopefully he'd kick Bush's ass and kill the terrorists and any religious radical for being a retarded douchebag....

Probably some ugly unshaven hippy.

I hope this helps :)

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Originally Posted by Swashbuckling Gordy

Not a religious person but i Once threatened to Slap my Girlfriend for Blasphemy .

Just saying Jesus does make a comeback what should he sort out 1st ?

Pollution
War
My Batting Average .
The Hungry
Prejudice
Racism
Disease
All Windows software
Polar Ice caps


Is it mans obligation to himself to confront and defeat the above should we be allowed to keep Stemcells and Umbilical Cords in the freezer so we can wipe out Herpies and Diarrhoea?

Alot of Nutters out there would say no but i say man has an inquisitive nature and if Jesus did create us all then he gave us our tenacity to overcome obstacles and our enduring love for our kin to want to do better .

Things he'd probably want rid of like Porn would be a small price to pay for peace , decent air to breath and not having to feel guilty when i watch the new's .

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he may have lived but he was no son of god.....because there is no god.......hopefully he'd kick Bush's a** and kill the terrorists and any religious radical for being a retarded douchebag....

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How do you know there is no God?

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Originally Posted by THE Bigragu

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Originally Posted by Swashbuckling Gordy

Not a religious person but i Once threatened to Slap my Girlfriend for Blasphemy .

Just saying Jesus does make a comeback what should he sort out 1st ?

Pollution
War
My Batting Average .
The Hungry
Prejudice
Racism
Disease
All Windows software
Polar Ice caps


Is it mans obligation to himself to confront and defeat the above should we be allowed to keep Stemcells and Umbilical Cords in the freezer so we can wipe out Herpies and Diarrhoea?

Alot of Nutters out there would say no but i say man has an inquisitive nature and if Jesus did create us all then he gave us our tenacity to overcome obstacles and our enduring love for our kin to want to do better .

Things he'd probably want rid of like Porn would be a small price to pay for peace , decent air to breath and not having to feel guilty when i watch the new's .

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he may have lived but he was no son of god.....because there is no god.......hopefully he'd kick Bush's a** and kill the terrorists and any religious radical for being a retarded douchebag....

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How do you know there is no God?

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If there was a god he would show up and demand that people quit killing each other in his name. If there really is one, i'm gonna say that hes doing a terrible job.

Many of you are involved in Killersheep's Virtual Sportsbook, correct?

Ask yourself this...

If you trust in The Lord you have everything to gain and if you deny him you have everything to loose. Why would you doubt when Jesus already covered your bet?

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Many of you are involved in Killersheep's Virtual Sportsbook, correct?

Ask yourself this...

If you trust in The Lord you have everything to gain and if you deny him you have everything to loose. Why would you doubt when Jesus already covered your bet?

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Pray with one hand and work towards your goal with the other see which one actually gets something done.

I would have said Briggs and Judah but others are taking care of them.

I ain't gonna argue about the God thing.
I'm a believer of Christ, that's all that matters to me.
No harm done.

Answering this question...
First thing he does on his return, is taking all the righteous to Heaven...then returns to destroy the 'evil'.

Read the Bible. Last chapter. Revelations.

It isn't long, but has some pretty scary stuff in it.

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Originally Posted by Swashbuckling Gordy

Not a religious person but i Once threatened to Slap my Girlfriend for Blasphemy .

Just saying Jesus does make a comeback what should he sort out 1st ?

Pollution
War
My Batting Average .
The Hungry
Prejudice
Racism
Disease
All Windows software
Polar Ice caps


Is it mans obligation to himself to confront and defeat the above should we be allowed to keep Stemcells and Umbilical Cords in the freezer so we can wipe out Herpies and Diarrhoea?

Alot of Nutters out there would say no but i say man has an inquisitive nature and if Jesus did create us all then he gave us our tenacity to overcome obstacles and our enduring love for our kin to want to do better .

Things he'd probably want rid of like Porn would be a small price to pay for peace , decent air to breath and not having to feel guilty when i watch the new's .

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he may have lived but he was no son of god.....because there is no god.......hopefully he'd kick Bush's a** and kill the terrorists and any religious radical for being a retarded douchebag....

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How do you know there is no God?

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If there was a god he would show up and demand that people quit killing each other in his name. If there really is one, i'm gonna say that hes doing a terrible job.

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You mistake the god of this world for the Creator. This place is in rebellion and the mere fact that you have a sense of justice is proof of the existence of God.

If your values are simply a matter of your environment, and the environment we live in is unjust, why would we even consider justice? It is a foreign concept. Why do we strive for perfection in an imperfect world? Cause you are born knowing this isn't how it's supposed to be.

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Originally Posted by Punisher136

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Originally Posted by THE Bigragu

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Originally Posted by Swashbuckling Gordy

Not a religious person but i Once threatened to Slap my Girlfriend for Blasphemy .

Just saying Jesus does make a comeback what should he sort out 1st ?

Pollution
War
My Batting Average .
The Hungry
Prejudice
Racism
Disease
All Windows software
Polar Ice caps


Is it mans obligation to himself to confront and defeat the above should we be allowed to keep Stemcells and Umbilical Cords in the freezer so we can wipe out Herpies and Diarrhoea?

Alot of Nutters out there would say no but i say man has an inquisitive nature and if Jesus did create us all then he gave us our tenacity to overcome obstacles and our enduring love for our kin to want to do better .

Things he'd probably want rid of like Porn would be a small price to pay for peace , decent air to breath and not having to feel guilty when i watch the new's .

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he may have lived but he was no son of god.....because there is no god.......hopefully he'd kick Bush's a** and kill the terrorists and any religious radical for being a retarded douchebag....

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How do you know there is no God?

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If there was a god he would show up and demand that people quit killing each other in his name. If there really is one, i'm gonna say that hes doing a terrible job.

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You mistake the god of this world for the Creator. This place is in rebellion and the mere fact that you have a sense of justice is proof of the existence of God.

If your values are simply a matter of your environment, and the environment we live in is unjust, why would we even consider justice? It is a foreign concept. Why do we strive for perfection in an imperfect world? Cause you are born knowing this isn't how it's supposed to be.

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I like it. My first CC goes to ya.

Jesus would probably put up some dry wall first.......wait that's Hey-sus


Jesus would drive the demons out of Al Gore first....you know the ones that make him make movies like 'An Inconveniant Truth'

Would he be voting Republican then ?

So was Jesus a real person?

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Would he be voting Republican then ?

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.....perhaps, if he was an American citizen then there's always a 50/50 chance.

Would he vote for people who are pro-choice? Not adding MY view on that but it's a fair question to think about

Would he vote for people who are more hardcore in their protection of the State of Israel???


It's very difficult to mix politics and religion without having bad things happen. Religion is a way to model your lifestyle and be a good person in the big scheme of things.....politics is a way to govern the people and create stability.....religion HISTORICALLY is anti-stability